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I Want One Now
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*Sung to "The Slinky Song"*

Definately a pinched nerve--have to see an orthopedic surgeon within the next week or so. Keep me in your prayers...

Trying to laugh through the pain...it's not easy!


Poem Artwork

(an oldie but a goodie *grins*)

I want one now and don't care how
Think I would like mine in orange
Gets me there, an answer to prayer
Everyone knows it's HUMMER

BIG and  B O L D, a sight to behold
Will need a ladder to get in
UUUUUUUUUP so high I'm touchin' the sky
Everyone knows it's HUMMER

It's HUMMER, it's HUMMER
The  > kewlest < thing around
It's HUMMER, it's HUMMER
Too bad it's so high off the ground

Want one bad, it's makin' me sad
That they start at fifty thou
Outta my league bank accounts fatigued
Everyone knows it's HUMMER

It's HUMMER, it's HUMMER
It's a bit out of my price range
It's HUMMER, it's HUMMER
Can a loan or two be arranged

(I said)

Or will someone be nice to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-)

(Hey, Karen--HUMMERS, no tag backs *grins*)

(C) Copy written, July 2, 2003/Revised July 9, 2004 by Karla Dorman.


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 10, 2004
Fun write :-) I thought of you recently when I saw a Hummer :-)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 10, 2004
This is right up my street, as I drive a 4wd. I always thought( please pardon my ignorance) being ozzie n all, I thought they were called Humbee's or is that another model lol.

A humming we will go.....
:)Ch'erie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 10, 2004
Still a winner Karla!!

Truly hope you will be fine soon!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 9, 2004
heard ya could good deal on used from from US ARMY,, low mileaage but few items missing from explosions to it..must pick up in at desert drop off site. Frieght and over sea shipping extra
Tommy

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 9, 2004
You rock Karla! Excellent and bless your spirit, it's uplifting
to all who read you!

Reviewed on July 9, 2004
This is excellent
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 9, 2004
I want one too Karla ..Lol

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 9, 2004
Set your sights on something a bit more practical, Hummers are for rich folks, I know no one like that at this time, but if I hit the big lottery, I will see what I can do about getting you one...LOL!

And tell Kostro, Jeeps are better than Hummers, and they are expecially better than Exploders...LOL! A fun write, maybe you could send it to the company that builds Hummers, they may change it a bit, but they may use it as a sort of jingle to sell the vehicles, I think GM builds & markets them...ED & rufuz

Reviewed on July 9, 2004
(((Karla)))

HeeeeEEEY!! NO FAIR! You got me on an O'RUMMER! (That's what you call orange HUMMERS, you know...LOL) Oh, well..at least I got you on a YUMMER and a WHUMMER! LOL That's TWO HUMMERS ya' missed! LOL

Cute write; so glad you reposted this! Thanks for sharing; enjoyed so much!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Hope ya feel better soon; STUPID nerve....gettin' on your LAST nerve, hunh?? Poor baby.... :(

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 9, 2004
I have been bugging my wife about me wanting one for quite awhile, and she just doesn't see the light. Bummer, indeed!

PS If you look closely at Ed Matlack's campground pictures, I think he has one hidden under an old tarp; pretending he only has a Jeep. Should we go visit him?!

PS Hope your pinched nerve is fixed real soon; and I know the pain, I had one in my leg several years ago, and I was totally totally miserable.


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