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Arguement With Death (for Nicole's Challenge--Part Two)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Miss Dorman?  I believe we have
an appointment.

I am not ready to die--I refuse!
Haven't heard all I need to from my Muse.
Besides, I can't write poems if I die.
Go away, Death, or I'll spit in yer eye.

Sorry.  You weren't given a choice.
Get in the box.

I am not ready to kick the bucket.
There are words that haven't been written yet.
Please don't bury me in the cold, cold ground.
I can't stand to be closed in, strapped or bound.

I am not telling you again.
Get.  In.  The.  Box.

And I am telling you:  I am not going.

O, yes, you are.

O, no, I'm not.  This talk's getting boring.

Yes, you are.

No way.  Talk to the hand.

Why, you--

Me?  YOU don't understand.

Read my lips:  I am not going with you.
Don't have to do nuthin' you tell me to.
Get off my property, I'll call the cops!
Start running, Buster, and don't you dare stop.

You don't know who you're talking to!

I know who you are, the Angel of Death.
(I can tell, 'cause of your rank, stanky breath.)

Why, I never!!


Well, maybe you should.  Now leave me alone.
Think you can scare me with your ghostly moan.
Hey--why did my ink suddenly turn white?
Noooooooooo--I am not ready to see the Lights--

Not so clever...

eh?


(C) Copy written, 6 October, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Arguement With Death (for Nicole's Challenge--Part Two)"
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
You ever ceaseto amaze me with your words
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on October 7, 2004
Brilliant once again!
Excellent play on words!
Becca

Reviewed on October 6, 2004
You are definitely the winner once again kaarla. Bravo!!! <HUGS>>>Mikii

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
This is one terrific piece, Karla. I'd say: give it heck! Nicely done!

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Sorry, am a bit out of touch with an epidemic of activity connected with what would appear to be a fascinating challenge: one that has captured the imagination and energies of many!! And if this is anything to go by, Karla, then Halloween has come early and the Grim Reaper is having a field day out and about The Den: glad you're having none of it and are responding in your stout and irrepressible style! He deserves a hard time! Captivating write, thank you. Kate xx

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Karla duels with her inner beasty , what shall the outcome be...heeheehee....You are something else!;-) Wonderful work!

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
excellent duel!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Lol...stubburn HUH???

Love Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
LOL
wish i wrote it!!!

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Yeh
Never give up the ghost Karla...Lol
Life is too good to surrender it meekly..
Peter

Reviewed on October 6, 2004
this is too funny, karla; love the humorous bantering between you and Death! Love the ending; now you can see the Lights any time you want! LOL Well done; BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

LIGHTS! SORry! Couldn't resist! LOL

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Karla this is really clever, enjoyed.


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