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Sneak Attack
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*Grins*


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Poetry is a carnivore:
All sharp teeth and claws
And hot, foetid breath
That pounces
When I least expect it -
I am not prepared
For the surprise sneak attack
Of a starving Muse
She drags me into the bush -
And yet, I go willingly
If I survive the encounter
What a story I'll have to tell!

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

 

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 Reviews of "Sneak Attack"
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
Blimey... now there's a thought!! A spectacle I would like to witness, Karla! And report on!! Love this turn around and thwarting of our received ideas about the gentility of the Muse. Come to think of it... you are dead right! She arm wrestles me constantly, but I am sure as hell not going to give in to her over some things... WAY tooo provocative and "out there"!! LOL :)) Kate xx

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
Karla, this is great! I really enjoyed its originality!

Reviewed on May 3, 2005
(((Karla)))

I LOVE it! What a story you tell; delightful write! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
She drags me into the bush -
And yet, I go willingly

The true mark of a Grand Poetess - and I hope you continue to get dragged there!

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
This is so witty Karla!

Blessings,
Joseph

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
Outstanding work here Karla!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
And You always do survive with the bestest stories of all to tell.
Pic is perfect 4 this.
I love this Karla (c:)
Thanks!
Tracey

Reviewed on May 2, 2005
cool poem Karla. enjd G

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Karla, a splendid piece of writing....lovely!

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Awwwwww, look at the pretty kitty, can I play with him, auntie Karla...? Rufuz

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
and i'm sure you will as you always do ...

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Amen to that!

So true.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Okay and I bet you found some honey huh. It sounds real interesting Karla.

Reviewed by Kathleen Herrick (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
I am well entertained. But is also very much true for many poets. It's s tooth and nail kinda thang. *G*

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Oh...Karla!
This is a tremendous piece of work, girl.
Now I have to decide if this one is my favorite of
favorites of yours...I sure did enjoy it!

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
you are always so good

Reviewed on May 2, 2005
This is great Karla as always
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
You are too clever by far Karla the lady light star!;-)
Good to see you, glad your back on track,hope I will be soon;-)

en ami-Alrisha

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Why Do You Think I Have Sword Hanging On My Web Site!

Always Got Cutting Edge...

TRASK

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Oh, you shall tell the story, I have no doubt about that. We will be here . . . waiting. I loved this.

Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Karla,

The quintessential poetic metaphor ... brilliant my friend!!


Hugs and blessings,

Robert

Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on May 2, 2005
Very clever and entertaining poem. Henry


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