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Ice, Ice, Baby
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Humidity wears me like a blanket;
it wraps itself around me; I feel its
thickness pressing down on my shoulders; it
is a heavy weight that melts me into
a puddle looking forward to Autumn ...

I'm desperate for any cooling breeze
and sniff the air for an early sign of
a cold front approaching to give relief;
thunderstorms taunt the afternoon but
fail to deliver any refreshment ...

And so I run up the electric bill,
standing stark naked in front of the fridge,
flinging open the freezer door to freeze
my parts, wishing I were small enough to
fit into the vegetable chiller ...

Hey, gotta cope with the heat somehow. *grins*

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Ice, Ice, Baby"
Reviewed by The Smoking Poet
Reviewed on August 9, 2005
Absolutely. My refrigerator knows me intimately, too.

Reviewed on August 8, 2005
Excellent, and I can relate, we have been having some pretty humid weather here in cali and we are not use to it ugh!
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed on August 8, 2005
The content and the rythm are fantastic. I like the humour in this poem

Reviewed on August 8, 2005
(((Karla)))

Love the humor in this; very well done! BRAVA! (We BOTH wish for cooler weather!!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
Looks as though you cope well. Nice one.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
It's what I was doing in Spain, Karla; now I'm back home, even an ice cube in my drink chills my spine and I put a coat on to eat lunch in the garden today. When it's one thing, you just can't imagine it being another... care to swap?! :)) Nice, Baby, Nice! TY Kate xx

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
Now that is one way to keep cool, a lovely write Karla!

peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
be careful not to stick you tongue on the ice ;)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
Oh LOL at Ed...:) wish I had some of that heat over on this side....brrrrr...winter here!!

Well written,,,,wiat a NOT to shabby imagery....lol again at Ed's comment!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
I am not sure I needed to read about you standing stark naked in front of the fridge just before I go to bed...oh boy what nightmares I may have tonight...LOL! Personally I curl up and wrap myself around the milk and water containers on the top shelf...;) Ed

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
great descriptive...i was ready to stand there with ya...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
Sending chilly weather your way........now send the warm stuff this way! :-)

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
I know Texas doesn't get to cold, but in the northern part of the country, I'll suffer with the heat compared to sub-zero temperatures... I know we can always put more clothes on to stay warm, but there is no fun in that... great write

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
[][][][] Some ice cubes for you, Karla. Nice poem

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
Doing whot ya gotta do, huh? Been there with the refegerator bit. good poem.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
Wow now there is a chilling image and one I would like to see...what no picture? lol

Felix

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
standing stark naked in front of the fridge

And my wife thinks that I'm the only one who does such a thing - wait until I show her this - thanks, Karla!!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
Yep, Ya Jus Gotta Cope Here California It's 105--- 110 Degrees...

Keep Written It Grins Write On!

TRASK


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