I saw this cartoon, and the following immediately came to mind.
Feeling sassy today--enjoy. :)
Who needs a meteorological degree? I can save you the trouble (and the expense) with ONE EASY LESSON:
The current forecast is available when you look out of the window.
WHONEEDS WEATHERMEN??
I'll even give you some hints: If it's sunny, it's dry. If it's raining, it's wet. If there's a LOT of rain, it's flooding. If it's snowing, it's cold. If your thermometer explodes, it's HOT out there! If your window blows out, there's a hurricane or tornado nearby. If it's dark, it's night.
(c) 2005, by Karla Dorman. *grins*
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ROFL!!!
I've missed you friend. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. I hope you were successful giving up smoking but if not, don't be too hard on yourself. I hope to find time soon to read more of your work. As you know I haven't been very active in here for a while but I MADE time this weekend to catch up a bit. Sheesh...gotta lot of work to do! lol
Take care
Chanti
And if you pop your nose out of the window and instantly begin to meeeeeeeeelt, it's because there's the most horrific heat-wave out theeeeeeeeeeeere. Wheeeeeeeeeeew! :0) (It's 8.30 am and temperature is already up in the 100's).
Love&Light*
Alexandra*
Actually that is the preferred method for me cause I haven't seen too many decent reports lately, I mean it's cloudy out and they say possibility of rain....duh?
Felix
really laughing out loud as I have read this immediately following the TV forecast, which is the same as it has been every day for a week or more and which is, of course, easily predictable if you simply look outside the window! ha ha. I just love it when you are funny!! Dawn
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God Bless
Michelle!
Reindeer
TRASK
I've missed you friend. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. I hope you were successful giving up smoking but if not, don't be too hard on yourself. I hope to find time soon to read more of your work. As you know I haven't been very active in here for a while but I MADE time this weekend to catch up a bit. Sheesh...gotta lot of work to do! lol
Take care
Chanti
Love&Light*
Alexandra*
peace and love, Carole
Felix
Love,
Eileen
Take care,
Sherry
heat write
j+
(Thinks! Bet Karla has a thick southern drawl)
I use fern cones meself.
Love such a chipper write.
Oh boy just don't light tha ciggy!!
Love Tinka