GAD it's hot. Kate Clifford, WHERE are those Northern Lights?? LOL
Hot. The sun lasers heat into a concentrated beam of uncomfortableness - hundred degree temperatures combined with the moisture streaming northward from the Gulf, makes for a deadly situation. Hot. The words have melted into a puddled mess of Poet laying on the sidewalk, praying for relief that doesn't come - the gods gather overhead, laughing at her predicament, giggling in distant thunderclaps. Hot. The meter and rhyme coalgulates into a gelatinous glue that stifles the creativity of the Poet, who whines at the sizzling blue skies, complaining about sweaty armpits and wondering why her Secret is shouting hers with humid breath. HOT!
I hear you...if it doesn't cool off soon, I think I may turn into a BAKED ALASKA! LOL GREAT imagery and lines; brava!! You are smokin' (NO pun intended! LOL)!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your hot twin, Karen Lynn. :P (tongue lolling out from the heat! ICK!! NASTY heat!!)
I've always wondered why it is that the spiciest foods come from the warmest climes?
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 24, 2005
LOL. IT'S DARN COLD HERE Special K.
How sad am I. whenever I see the word LASER straight away I think of Light Amplification of Stimulated Emitting Rays. Now that's SAD.lol
Just gotta love this humour..
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 24, 2005
That's right! Blame it on us down here on the gulf. Just kidding. Yip, it is hot. Summertime, you know, and the living is lazy, so hush little baby . . . I have to admit that the heat seems hotter than the last few years. So! Write us something CHILLING, huh?
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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I hear you...if it doesn't cool off soon, I think I may turn into a BAKED ALASKA! LOL GREAT imagery and lines; brava!! You are smokin' (NO pun intended! LOL)!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your hot twin, Karen Lynn. :P (tongue lolling out from the heat! ICK!! NASTY heat!!)
But don't worry, Old Man Winter will soon cool things off - he's a very cold hearted dude.
Love Tinka
peace, Carole
"The meter and rhyme coalgulates
into a gelatinous glue that stifles
the creativity of the Poet," Great lines!;-)
Love,
Eileen
Felix
How sad am I. whenever I see the word LASER straight away I think of Light Amplification of Stimulated Emitting Rays. Now that's SAD.lol
Just gotta love this humour..