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Afraid?!? Who, ME???
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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A friend sent me this pic through e-mail; I love it!

A quote from Robin Williams, from the movie "Robots," comes to mind:

"I know, in my case, it's a rare metal. It's called Afraidium. It's yellow; tastes like chick-en. Ba-GAWWWWK!" LOL (I love that quote.)


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...When life gets to be too much,
when its terrors approach on four paws
and wagging tail, in drooling tongue
and inquisitive nose, fur yourself up
and H I S S S S S !!  for all you are worth:
it may not help the situation, but perhaps it
might convince the terror to leave you
alone (and make you feel better, too!).


(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (3/25)

  

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 Reviews of "Afraid?!? Who, ME???"
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
Karla,
What an adorable picture! I love it and the poem!

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
PPPPPPPPPPPoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Isn't that one of your favorite words? This is a precious picture and a humor everyone can appreciate!
Smiles,
Sharon

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on March 27, 2007
love the picture and the poem thanks
Steve

Reviewed by Zahala San Simone
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
What a sweet piece, and a lovely pic--Truly inspiring!

Wendi

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Awwwwww...what adorable picture....just gotta LOVE it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Karla,

Excellent advice and don't forget to ROAR!!!!

Reviewed by Jibril Mohamed
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
I've taken a deep breath when I' read this. It is wise to reflect on the good things in life.
Thank you very much Karla.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
This advice is timeless, Karla -- if we could only remember to apply it when needed, right? Very well done, my friend, and a precious picture above, too!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Robin Williams + Billy Crystal a riot!!!!!!!!! Love them until my belly aches by laughing so much.
Afraid? who, me? reminds me when I was little as that kitten, I did hissed a lot and terror did let me alone.
Great, girl, just great!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Yes the art of bluff is quite good at times, if it dosent look like working.....RUN LOL, loved this Karla. TY hon, Ch'erie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Je t'embrasse. Enough said. (But it is a lot said.) Love you. Take care.

Regis

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Awwwwwww! Karla, where did you get this terriffic picture? How absolutely adorable!!!!!! Looks like a remake of David and Goliath!!
That's right, you HISSSSSSSSSS all you want if it makes you feel brave and tough! Beautiful!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
This was so cute. I'm feeling better already. :o)

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Karla, this is so cute! I will have to try this hissing thing!
You have a great sense of humor--and bravado!

Love,
Connie

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Beauitiful Karla
Its call a bluff
cute loved it

Love & peace
William

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
I received a message from the cat kingdom a long time ago; I won't cross a cats path and they (all the cats in the world) will consider me persona non gratis.

Good pen...pics fun to
Dan

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Good advice and I think you just may be right on this track.

Fee

Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Karla~

"Hiss for all your worth"...what a great line! LOL It fits the nature of the picture "purr"fectly; and that TAIL....LOL That is one hissed off kitty! LOL LOVE it, LOVE it, LOOOOOOOOOVE it! (and YOU, too, of course! :) ) Very well done; thanks for the smiles! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

And best of all: NO HISSES! ONLY kisses! (And purrrrrs! :) )

Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Lol this is just to cute, thank you for sharing this write with us, keep it up and be blessed
God Bless
Michelle~


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