That's it. You've only four days to convince the StormSpinner. :)
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Wasn't gonna get suckED in, wasn't gonna get suckED in, but TigerLilyED's poem, "Farewell, Heartless EDs" pullED me in: couldn't resist. Entire poem came together in four minutes: the winds work fast. LOL (Thanks for the inspiration.)
And after all this mess, I'm gonna NEED a hurricane LOL (ow, me achin' hEaD --)
That's it: I'm so confusED with all of the EDs runnin' 'round -- Tall ones; short ones; thin, fat, old ones, young: all of the sounds
of war driving me mad. Need a storm to clear the air, to ease the pain in hEaD: tell me why you should be sparED,
from the Cat 5 storm I'm preparing to sEnD your way: start talking. Hurricane Karla will strike Saturday.
(c) 2007, Karla Dorman. (9/4)
FTR: There was a hurricane Carla, a Cat 5 on the Saffir-Simpson scale, in 1961. Her name was retired, due to the damage she caused.
Note, though, that Hurricane KARLA is gathering strength...
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Reviews of "Hurricane Warning (MY Spin on the ED/Pirate Tales)"
The only place to be with a CAT 5 hurricane is Kansas!!! I was there for Camille & Karla, but missed Katrina. Hoist anchor and away girls, we won't be staying for the storm!
Lacy Annie
Odin does smile upon me
Many thanks to you
With Edvard, Salty Walt
and the wenches of the Marmalade
in the French Carribean
an' Pee Wee seekin safe harbour
while the Jersey Devil
and the Lily are gettin blown away
I see a chance fer me to plant me vinyards
on freshly cleared land
Yes...bring on the gusty winds
It'll save me time and labor
Muwhahahah
Couldn't resist. could ya? Glad we've all received advance notice of the impending hurricane.
I can fight the dasterdly Eds but Mother Nature --- think I'll go back to Edspana.
Cooking and cleaning doesn't sound to bad - back to humdrum Edwina, The Eldest.
PS- a comment on Walt's review about hateful emails "Some people's children ..."
Kathy
The speed and interest with which everyone picked up on Mr Ed's pirate tales is a good indicator of how much we all were enjoying it. It also shows how much we love humor and Mr. Ed gave us lots of that. Now, let's see what that hurricane KARLA has in store.
It seems there was a lot of pooping on the pirate saga's by some people who didn't believe in fun. Like nasty hateful e-mails to one of the participants...seriously. Really got me goat that we can't have fun without someone taking offense. So for now the war has gone underground, spoken of only with fond mammarys of chocolate covered nibbins.
If you believe in that liar Pee Wee Noah Ed, you are not the Karla storm I thought you were!Animals?HAHAHAHAHA What he has on that arc are young girls he can sell in the bordello's he hopes to build.
Remember what he sad before,about bordello's...I'm so sad I still care for that lying pirate, but I hope you see him for what he is!
Hurrricane Karla--yeah, that's yew, all over! :O LOL
Clever take on the Ed/Pirate Tales; maybe you can bring some semblence of order to the island (but somehow I doubt that; hurricanes are not known for being neat OR nice! LOL)! Very well done; brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Hurricane Karen. :D
1) You are an animal lover, too. And although I'm only Pee Wee Noah Ed, God Himself, sided with the first Noah and his Ark. (Think of all these wondrous creatures I have on board.)
2) I didn't get a penny from that Million Dollar Villa Tiger Lily and Jersey Devil Ed sold out from under me on Capri.
3) They now use the ruse that they are building a Nunnery on Ed Island, when in reality, it's a Casino and Bingo Hall.
So could ya make that Hurricane arrive at Ed Island - say, in about a week? My Ark moves very slowly, and I gotta get these critters to safety.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Great!
Georg
God Bless
Michelle~
ps give pee wee the extra time so he can dump the poop at sea...
Lacy Annie
Many thanks to you
With Edvard, Salty Walt
and the wenches of the Marmalade
in the French Carribean
an' Pee Wee seekin safe harbour
while the Jersey Devil
and the Lily are gettin blown away
I see a chance fer me to plant me vinyards
on freshly cleared land
Yes...bring on the gusty winds
It'll save me time and labor
Muwhahahah
Viking Ed
I can fight the dasterdly Eds but Mother Nature --- think I'll go back to Edspana.
Cooking and cleaning doesn't sound to bad - back to humdrum Edwina, The Eldest.
PS- a comment on Walt's review about hateful emails "Some people's children ..."
Kathy
It seems there was a lot of pooping on the pirate saga's by some people who didn't believe in fun. Like nasty hateful e-mails to one of the participants...seriously. Really got me goat that we can't have fun without someone taking offense. So for now the war has gone underground, spoken of only with fond mammarys of chocolate covered nibbins.
Walt
Remember what he sad before,about bordello's...I'm so sad I still care for that lying pirate, but I hope you see him for what he is!
Tiger lilyed no more
btw great write;-)
Hurrricane Karla--yeah, that's yew, all over! :O LOL
Clever take on the Ed/Pirate Tales; maybe you can bring some semblence of order to the island (but somehow I doubt that; hurricanes are not known for being neat OR nice! LOL)! Very well done; brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Hurricane Karen. :D
Saving it!
1) You are an animal lover, too. And although I'm only Pee Wee Noah Ed, God Himself, sided with the first Noah and his Ark. (Think of all these wondrous creatures I have on board.)
2) I didn't get a penny from that Million Dollar Villa Tiger Lily and Jersey Devil Ed sold out from under me on Capri.
3) They now use the ruse that they are building a Nunnery on Ed Island, when in reality, it's a Casino and Bingo Hall.
So could ya make that Hurricane arrive at Ed Island - say, in about a week? My Ark moves very slowly, and I gotta get these critters to safety.
Thanks,
Pee Wee Noah Ed