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It's Maaaaagic!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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:) Do love my weathermen ...


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The forecast calls for a hundred
percent chance that I could be wrong
(or right, depending on what the
weather decides to do).  This is
what a magician does, pull rain
or snow out of a hat, throw darts
at maps on the Greenscreen ... perhaps
if lucky, will hit sun.  BREAKING
NEWS:  seems a big storm is fixin'
to blow in -- how's it lookin' out
there, Bob?  Should have concentrated
on the now, not the extended --

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (10/12)

 

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 Reviews of "It's Maaaaagic!"
Reviewed on October 15, 2007
Love the right, I am praying for you and Karen continually, and looking for your spot on my space
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 14, 2007
Just need a little quantum physics to get it right.
Funny, Susan
But just right.

Walt

Reviewed on October 14, 2007
Wonderf forcast and it is going to be right. You must have said it right.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 14, 2007
Only job I know of where you can be wrong 100% of the time and still keep your job! Great work Karla!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 14, 2007
If you ever hit right ten-out-of-ten...can you send me the lotto numbers?
Georg

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 14, 2007
Cute Karla. Not much more than educated guessing in my book. And sometimes, not even that.

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
should have concentrated on Elvis' now...It's Now or Never...la la la la...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Just need a little quantum physics to get it right.
Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
your meteorological muse is never disappointing ...

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Cute, perhaps they stick their finger in the air to test the weather too, you think?????

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
The weather sure has you keeping that quill busy! fine work Karla!
this was a fun one;-)lol

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Thank you for the chuckles...around IN they say if you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes and it will change...hee, hee
love and peace, Carole~

Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
you know your pictures upsidedowndon'tyou? This IS GREAT. What a spooooooffffff. Don

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
I think the sun has finally gotten to you. lol

Kathy

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader)
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Got to love those weathermen dontcha lolol

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Very funny, and enjoyable write.
Thanks,
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Very cute sweet lady,have a wonderful day..Hugssss

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
(: This is G R E A T !! :) I predict you will weather whatever weather comes along with style and grace and wit and humor. . .as you do everything else!!

Gets discouragin'. Don't I know!! This drought. . .aeiiiiiiiyiiiiii.

Sure glad I have my bud' Karla to rain kindness and laughter on
me frazzled noggin'. Been a bummer of a week, girlfrin. . .Needed this! Hit a the Stormspinner!!! Love you bushels & tons!!! 'Pea'
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo>>>>

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Karla,

Have you ever seen the sun?

Where in Texas are you located "Twilightzoneville"

lol, I am going to send you some of our sun there

Peace & Love be with you



William


Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Love the cool graphic! And I love this write; there is a 100% chance you nailed this perfectly! Very well done, StormSpinner; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, the Texas Tornado. :D (No tornado warnings in MY forecast, especially when I'm in your den! LOL)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Please ask Bob to keep that snow in his hat for quite awhile yet.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
lol,, soooo funny

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
clevery put!

Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Changes all the time :)


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