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Odds Bodkins!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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The weirdness, continues ... picture was taken during a dust storm back in February, this year.

Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman.


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... let's see:  6:02 A.M, 62 degrees,
when our normal high is supposed to be around
58.  Forecasted high:  82.  Leaves at
peak color in the middle of December?!?  It
doesn't look or feel like Winter.  Don't worry.  Just
when we get used to the warmth, reality check.
It will be cold again by next week, only to
warm up a couple days later.  Seasons don't last
long around here.  Christmas lights look strange against the
green of the Summer that arrived late.  I'm dreamin'
of a white ... only snowmen seen are made of wood
or plastic.  Well, better than last year:  tornado
warnings howled us into the downstairs closet.  Been
an unusal year.  Odds bodkins!  Wish Mother
would make up her mind so I would know what to wear.
Not to mention putting the heat on during the
day and the A/C on at night.  Now I'm confused ...

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/7)
   

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 Reviews of "Odds Bodkins!"
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on December 18, 2007
Odds bodkins. I don't know that phrase. Is it from Mary Poppins or another film? Cheers

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
"the heat on during the
day and the A/C on at night. Now I'm confused"

Me Too...e

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Well done Karla!!

Love tinka

Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Great weather poetry. well done dear sister

Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Boy you guys are begining to sound like you are having Californias weather patterns
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
We're mortal while Mother Nature is immortal and she makes us look silly all seasons.
Love,
Susan...you think it's warm there...try tampa!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
i enjoyed this with its twists of mother nature!

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
I am still trying to send you lots of snow, just can't get the hang of it yet...delightful write Karla!
peace and love, Carole~

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
tis the season there for sure. Beats the spring you had. Lady J

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Karla, you need to get the hell out of dodge!
Come to Utah and roll in the white stuff! ;-)
R~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Come on up North, cold night and day and lots of the white stuff around for the christmas lights to freflect off of.

hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Oh dear. It does sound like you live in the South.

Walt

Reviewed on December 7, 2007
LOL at Jerry Bolton below~

It HAS been an odd year; no, been an odd couple o' years! Ever since I came down, it's like the seasons are mixed up, or maybe I chased the cold/snow away?? LOL Hope not; we just have to takes what we gets. As long as it's not tornadic, I'm happy...well, NOT happy per se, but anythin's better than THAT!! LOL Very well penned; LOVE the title! Odds bokins, indeed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twink, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
We are doomed!! . . . LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Been
an unusal year. Odds bodkins!

I think old Mother Nature now has lots of surprises in store for us. Be Prepared For Anything!


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