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Hell Getting Old
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Ain't it, though. LOL


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Age is showing itself:  in the silver
flecking brunette fields; in eyes, dimmed over
time; in the joints that once knew the ease of
youthful movement; in the mind that forgot
what I was saying in the first damned place.
But you know ... sure beats the alternative!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (1/3)

 

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 Reviews of "Hell Getting Old"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
Hey I was planning to wash that grey right out of my hair today..but the weather was too bad!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
Great poem Karla, lovely voice to it -made me smile - they say life begins at 40, why they should say this i don't know - being alive has been amazing so far - 'sure beats the alternative' :o) Nicky V.2 xx new model, aged and improved :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
Try to be eighty and get back to me with a commentary.
Georg

Reviewed by Joseph Manzo
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
The alternative, the alternative will not allow a poet to poetic. I liked you poem.

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
Ah, come on! You started out so clever/beautiful and ended it with a joke-- talk about your chocolate potatoes! --Charlie

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
...and to make light of such...reminds us that there is yet a bit of young within us.
John

Reviewed by David Young
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
In such a beautiful poetic wealth of heart, one never grow old when they can have verse beating purring inside them. Nice piece.

Reviewed on January 3, 2008
It sure does beat being underground; being claustrophobic, that is not a good thing, as we both know! Especially you! My fault; SORry! As Paul also said, the alternative means being with God. I like that. :)

Well penned; brava! Love the pitty, adoRAble!! AWWWWW!! *purrrrr*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
i sure love your sense of humor! love the write

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
There is always a good reason for living and loving animals as you do...is one of them.
Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
lol. I think I am feeling old today too. Great write. Liz

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
Karla, I love this and feel the same way. Can't believe that now and then I get gout--I'm not exactly Henry the VIII! But there's a small malfunction in ye olde kidneys. . . ridiculous!

Great lines and quite inclusive of those of us of a certain age. But hey--I'm still out there earning aches and pains in my kayak!

Keep spinning! Eileen

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
Hey Karla; well witten my friend. However, beats the alternative? I don't agree. After all; Heaven will be a true paradise. Come, Lord Jesus, come. I'm ready, willing and able. And so are you. God bless you girl.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
I guess we'll just all grow old together...my gray streak in my hair seems to be growing wider, as well as other aches and pains in various parts of my body...ah, I'm just glad to be here! Great write my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed on January 3, 2008
Nonna used to say we are only as old as we feel, unfortunately sometimes I feel ancient LOL, a great write nevertheless, thank you for sharing and it was great talking to you and Karen today
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
While You're Still Alive You Should CONCENTRATE Think About Your Youth,i.e. But I = No One Can Make You Do That...

So You Will Just Keep Getting Old To Death....

TRASK

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
This write made me smile Karla.
It beats hell out of the alternative my young American friend...Joyce


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