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I've Got Gas.
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Laughing, to keep from crying - and then the cost of food and everything else - all tied in - GRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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i've got gas.  not the kind we
need to fill up our cars, but
plenty of the other.  if i could
find a way to put it in vehicle
tanks, we'd have alternative
fuel that works (as long as
i could keep producing) ---
keep that broccoli coming!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (6/9)


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 Reviews of "I've Got Gas."
Reviewed on June 12, 2008
Love the humor... I needed this today! filler up! Blessings, Janice

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 12, 2008
Oh now this is disgusting & you talk about ME being disgusting...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on June 11, 2008
Is that broccoli regular, or high octane? Love your humor. God bless. JMW

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on June 10, 2008
Oh! yeah baby if that was possible I think I would drink milk every day and fill er up. LOL...this was funny.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on June 10, 2008
I sure needed this today! Love Holly

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
Karla, this is so funny!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
too funny--good to have a sense of humor at these times

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
...you seemed to have fueled everyone with this humorous write Karla.
very funny and well done...
John

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
hahahahahahaha, that would be great alternative source of gas, I wish!

Reviewed on June 9, 2008
LOL Karla I like this one
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
Good laugh Karla. Well done.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
Yea my wife threatens to hook up a direct hose.

Fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
Just toooooooooo funny karla, you could amke sure there is plenty of cabbage, Broccoli, Beans etc. in your diet and you'll never run out Lol.
Thank you for the laugh.

Newfie Hugs are coming your way, Rose

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
LOL. Karla, you're a "gas". This is funny. I imagine a lot of other folks could help out, too, if it were possible.

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
hee, hee, hee... Karla, you make me laugh! Thanks for sharing your sense of humor.

Cryssa

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
I had such gas as yours when I ate broccoli bites that were deepfried at bingo last Wed. Won't get them again they made me so ill. I do so love broccoli and fresh broccoli whith cheese agrees very well, but not deep fried kind which I love much too.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 9, 2008
Have you tried Mexican beans? your car will go like a rocket! ! !

Georg

Reviewed on June 9, 2008
You'd make a fortune, that is for sure, Karla! TMI!! TMI!!!! LOL

Funny solution to a problem we're ALL facing! Very well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :)


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