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Whaaaat? Me? 49??!??
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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... Where does the time ... go? ....

Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman (taken by Karen Lynn Vidra)


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Whaaaat?  Me?  49??!??

... not YET.  Don't rush things.  Have
a couple more days before that age
arrives on my doorstep.  Going to
make the most of forty eight while I
still can:  won't see that any more
after Thursday.  Another year come
and gone --- where does the time ...
go?  Can tell you --- went the way of
the dinosaurs.  Look in the mirror, a
stranger stares back.  Who is she?
She's so --- old.  Not ancient, but not
young, either.  Some wrinkles.  Grey
in the hair.  Mean, she looks familiar,
but --- oh, my --- she.  Is.  Me!  Not
complaining:  wasn't expected to live
past birth.  Grateful to be here.  But:
Whaaaat?  Me?  49??!??  Knew it
was coming but it got here too fast!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (6/22) 

 


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 Reviews of "Whaaaat? Me? 49??!??"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 10, 2008
You 49???! ! ! girl you don't look a day over eighty-one! ! ! should I welcome you to my geriatric team for our next game?
Probably I wouldn't be around (in Mallorca belly up on the beach) but this will be the best opportunity to say Happy Birthday with all my heart! ! !

Georg

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on June 24, 2008
Wait till you get to be 59.. Its the beginning of a whole new life. .. Happy EARLY BIRTHDAY...M

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on June 24, 2008
Happy Birthday Karla! You look lovely!!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Just want to wish you the happiest of birthdays ever and many, many more to come. Big kisses and hugs and if I were handy some spanks on the butt.
hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Have a fun and happy birthday, Karla! Each year brings changes, and it's wonderful to have birthdays to mark these changes for us. Love and Hugs.
Sheila

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Happy Birthday Karla :o)

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
You are a youngster to me. I haven't seen forty-nine in seventeen years! Just returned from vacation where I was still quite competitive driving race cars at high speed with younger folks. It is your joie de vivre that matters. Live well, live long. Happy birthday. God bless. JMW

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Happy Birthday to you. Oh, that I would be 49 again. Hitting 50 went downhill ever since. But when I reach 70? how will I feel, better able to accept it when I did 60. I just did not want to reach 60 and now I am 63, going on 64 in Oct and I am really looking forward to reaching my 70's and 80's too since I have great friends now that age. Hope my health holds up and yours too. You are so young yet, don't let it worry you. Next year start to worry more, but not much. Let it flow that is life, we cannot stop our aging. Hope I have encouraged you somehow today.

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
My hubby is almost there too... I think it sounds like a nice age...for HIM! hee, hee... I won't reach it for another 10 years. :~)

Cryssa

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Happy Birthday, Karla. Enjoy. (I think I seem to kind of
remember when I was 49. It was a very good year.) -gene.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
...the years do fly,, and I just turned 51,, can't be,, I am sure I was 35 just a few years ago... Happy Birthday !
Love, Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
It always does; enjoy these last few days!!!

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
In celebration of the two days before: have a happy pre-birthday. I think birthdays get better every year. I love my aging years, but I've worked hard to cultivate this body of mine (and this mind) with good health through good nourishment and proper exercise. When you get my age, every day is a birthday. Have a wonderful day, Karla.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Very nice!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed on June 23, 2008
It's amazing that we are facing forty nine; I can't believe it myself!~ Yet God let us live this long; any day we wake up breathing is a great day! :) Learn to count what we already have instead of what we don't! Very well penned write, Karla; happy birthday from me; glad we share it! :) No other person who I'd rather share a birthday with than YEW! :) Love ya, Karla!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twinklies, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
You still look like a young woman, no fear, I am approaching 55, and that rocks my world!
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 22, 2008
Happy Birthday, Karla!

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on June 22, 2008
Happy Birthday, girlio. (just a perpetual 26, me...plus shipping and handling) --Charlie

Reviewed on June 22, 2008
Happy Birthday Karla, a few days early, may the Lord bless you and Karen on your birthdays
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed on June 22, 2008
I always have grey hair coming out on my front right corner of my head. My grey hair has chosen that spot to come out; but the people at work thought it was hilites that I have used on my hair. Haha!!! What the heck, I just let them think it is.

Yeah, age does creep up on us, but we're staying young anyway. I keep telling people I'm an old lady, but they think I'm joking.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 22, 2008
And you don't look a day over 48...;) ed


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