You asked for it Ed.
Here's my first entry into the Creek Cave Poetry Recital

Lookie here my pretty Miss,
This one is called Baby Swiss.
NO NO NO, she said to me,
I want to go and try the Brie.
Ah yes yes yes, wonderful Brie,
Is almost just as warm as thee.
Here my dearest wonderful YOU,
Wouldn't you like some smelly Blue?
Dear you know I love you back,
How about some Pepper Jack?
Kaihlil said life is so much better,
With just a little wine and Cheddar.
Yip he was a smart old fella,
Don't string me along with Mozzarella.
C'mon dear it ain't so far,
To where there is the Wunderbar.
Ha, she said, you must be drunk,
That Limberger you ate smells like a skunk.
Girl, don't leave me here alone,
I just found the Provalone.
I'll get the car you smelly 'ole con,
And bring along some Parmesan.
So off we went into the night,
With pockets full of American White.

Walt