Yee Haa...Remembrances? Of a Party?
Collab between me and Amber..No separate versus....Jest Us'es
I have these skimpy panties of red,
Oh my, on thin ice I do tread.
I wanted to get into these
And now I need to be appeased.
Belle of the ball please excuse,
Captain Hook’s very short fuse.
You see these panties of red belong
To the Vampire man, arriving now with his throng.
We was dancing and prancing, havin fun,
Gettin us in a mighty fine time
Until the Invisible Man went blind.
Think he had one drink too many.
He stumbled and bumbled all around.
Now what’s a lovely ghoul to do,
When Invisible Men are groping you?
Relax, lie back, and enjoy the…view?
The Vampire man and I did unite,
And oh it was a magical night,
In the back room where lights were out
Secluded enough to let out a shout... or three.
That's when that thong came off of me
While we were carrying on, you see.
From the ballroom we went to ecstasy,
Then onto tranquility.
Looked for my thong when we were through,
But sleep did overtake we two.
Oh how the party did go on,
Come morning light I found my thong,
Guess which goober had it on......His head.
(c)2007 Amber Moonstone and Walt Hardester
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YOU guys are a riot!This red thong thing really caught on! I have me my leopards, well I don't have em' - Paul does often LOL
Love the upity feel to this fun AFTER Halloween BAll poem you two!!
Love the pict. too!
All I could pict. was Walt looking down, at his thong, the next morning ON! :)
Warmly, Warrior Gypsy Lady Sheeeooxoo
Well I've always thought that a Thong was good for more than just....you know riding up!
Lemme see, make excellent sling shots, oh yeah, haha, you nawty boy you.
Walt,
It was really fun, and full of passionate ...Hey I want my thong back!!!
Thanks for the opportunity to work with you, I had a great time.
Till Next Year, can't wait to see what people come up with for costumes or not..
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
You two tied a big one this time!!! it took a week to surface from that ball? and that pinapple Ed head that don't know the difference between a hard throng and a skimpy thong?
Wait a moment!!!!!!! a musketeer wearing lace??????????!!!!!!!!!!
What the world has coming to? Anyway, now that you mention it I wouldn't say no for a bite off Amber...yummmy!
You rascal You
Great write you two were outstanding
Peace be with you both
Of all the people there you had to pick
on the poor Invisible Man
who was having too much fun
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Love the upity feel to this fun AFTER Halloween BAll poem you two!!
Love the pict. too!
All I could pict. was Walt looking down, at his thong, the next morning ON! :)
Warmly, Warrior Gypsy Lady Sheeeooxoo
STay Positive!
Kathy
Not taking any guess on this one.....well done!!
Scary looking pic!!
Love Tinka
Fee
LOL! you make me smile, Walt! Thanks for that!
R~
Can I win a prize??!!
Love,
Susan
Lemme see, make excellent sling shots, oh yeah, haha, you nawty boy you.
:) Ch'erie
It was really fun, and full of passionate ...Hey I want my thong back!!!
Thanks for the opportunity to work with you, I had a great time.
Till Next Year, can't wait to see what people come up with for costumes or not..
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Wait a moment!!!!!!! a musketeer wearing lace??????????!!!!!!!!!!
What the world has coming to? Anyway, now that you mention it I wouldn't say no for a bite off Amber...yummmy!
Most busy Ed the Elder Vampire
Guess which goober had it on......His head."
Probably that guy Pee Wee Ed, he always loved wearing thongs...e
Great write you two were outstanding
Peace be with you both
Of all the people there you had to pick
on the poor Invisible Man
who was having too much fun
William
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Know it wasn't MY head. :)