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Dainty'n'Diapered
by Ainsley Jo Phillips → (All Poetry by Ainsley Jo Phillips)
  
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How could someone this cute stink so awful!?!

Wee baby in white, lacy clothes
Embellished with tiny, pink bows:
When Nature calls you
To do number two,
Why doesn't it smell like a rose!?!


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Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
How could someone have thought that at 6:26 a.m. on a Sunday morning of 1/11 that the stars would all line up and I'd just happen to "click" on a name where the poet was from the same town I was born in?

And people think that poetry can't be exciting. . . .
To top it off, my first "real" boyfriend's name, (also born in Anderson)
was named "Ensley".

How 'bout them apples, Ainsley? And since I'm just at a wild guess here, you probably went to Anderson High School and was a member of the marching and/or concert band, and played a woodwind.

Pleased to meet you Sis! And glad you landed in THE DEN.
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed on December 26, 2003

"Dainty'n'Diapered"
This is a cute and true write.
Thanks for sharing Ainsley


Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on October 18, 2003
Hi Ainsley,

So glad to see you posting here now. Your friend Bill
Hugs


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