Dr. Bonnie’s Victory & Final Episode
The day after Fee’s Halloween bash, left Dr. Bonnie with such elation.
She could hardly contain herself from pure unadulterated adulation.
She was mobbed when she got out of her limo by all the Horney men there.
Dr. Bonnie soaked up all the fuss they made about her body and her hair.
She was careful not to kiss a one of those Horney men that got too near.
For she was saving that pleasure for her three old coot’s she held dear.
For the lipstick she was wearing was designed from the three Ed’s DNA,
Who knows what it would do to a normal man, Dr. Bonnie would hate to say?
She noticed imposters right away they were nothing like the real Ed’s.
She knew who they were by their personalities; it was Fee, Walt and Ted.
She toyed with them a little while but she never forgot her true mission.
So she politely excused herself from the imposters, for she was going fishing.
Ed the Elder came swaggering to her almost as soon as she entered the room.
He kissed her hand, then her cheek and finally her lips which sealed his doomed.
It was then that young Pee Wee got extremely close and she flirted just a bit.
It only took one quick wink when he kissed her and she got her second hit.
Now there’s only one ED left to find, the most important one of all.
“Wondering what he would be wearing, would he be handsome and tall?”
“Stop that,” she thought, “I must not give into my compassionate side.”
“I’ve got to destroy all the Ed’s so I can get back my precious pride.”
There he was just standing there in the corner holding a glass of wine.
So I quietly slithered over to him and slowing we became intertwined.
His lips were hot on mine as in my seduction plan in blood was written.
It didn’t take me long to seduce him or for Ed to be completely smitten.
It’s now done, all three have fell under my alluring sexual charms.
Not one of them suspected it was me and not one set off alarms.
Right after I kissed my last Ed, Fee came in and introduced me.
OH, thank God he waited until my plan was done completely.
Now I just have to sit back and wait until the poison takes effect.
But the thing that happened next made everyone a total wreck!
Ed the Elder started spitting then turned in to a defenseless ugly bald dragon.
Pee Wee, such a precious soul turned into a frog with his long tongue a saggin’.
MY dear Ed then changed into a Kangaroo and hopped all around the room.
When the maid came in a swingin and swatted them with her heavy broom.
Out my Ed hopped into the darkness of night as fast as he could go.
The frog and dragon soon followed him, but they were extremely slow.
So the maid chased them down with her broom a flyin the whole time.
Those Ed’s will all have headaches tomorrow, one of a different kind.
Yes, I did do very well; I didn’t kill them as I planned originally to do. But…
This is better, turning them into something improved and something brand new.
I squished them like the bugs they were with nothing more than my designer boots.
No one will know what happened to them, & no one will miss those three old coots.
But I realized something very shocking as I watched their transformations in front of me.
I must now disappear forever, for without the Ed’s what a lonely character I would be?
“So goodbye my dear friends, I will miss you and all of your kind, supporting ways.”
“Who knows,”
“Someday I may revisit if the real Ed’s ever return as Ed’s, one of these fine days.”
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
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Thanks for the laughs.
Be always safe,
Karen
Ed's together can't best you on this one!WTG Bonnie!;-) You
really can write up a storm!
luv.
et
There's so much going on in these poem narratives; the reader is carried on a roller coaster ride.
Your feminine wiles got 'em, didn't they? Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
In our next life...we will get you! ! !
Ed (spitting fire dragon)the Elder
PS: Bonnie you are certainly a good literary adversary, we must make music together.
Hugs from
Youknowwho