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I’m a Stud
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh we have a stud after our Diva do we?


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I’m a Stud
 
I’m a Stud, Sam’s the name & the answer to every woman’s dream,
I can dance and make love like nothing you’ve ever seen.
But no other woman stands a chance for the Diva has my heart.
She sets me on fire like no other does even though she’s a tart.
 
Why can’t the Diva see she’s breakin my heart by ignoring me?
When I’ve given her a boat, trinkets, devotion and loyalty.
She takes my gifts like their merely cheap objects of my affection.
Heck, she even makes calls to my Mom to see if I use protection.
 
I don’t know why she bothers for I can’t touch her or feel.
Tried to once and she slapped my face when I checked to see if they were real.
Oh, my broken heart for she is now dating another rich ole goat.
But he’s nothing like me, not the stud I am, plus he’s a big joke.
 
I may have no teeth, but he has no nose and he freaks me totally out.
How can she fall in love with this guy when he doesn’t even have a snout.
I’m in love with one crazy lookin Diva but I’ll give her a little rope.
And maybe, just maybe the snoutless guy will soon choke or croak.
 
I’ll always be here my lovely torturing Diva, just waiting for your return.
You know you’re too getting older, so watch whose love you spurn.
My teeth are gone now so I can’t bite you anymore and I can’t see good, it’s true .
So it doesn’t matter when you come, it only matters that you soon do!
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "I’m a Stud"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
Got to love this tribute you wrote and it can only be about Edvard cause the photo looks just like him

Fee

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
Cute and fun write, Bonnie!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
Sounds like a real Stud to me!

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
Some guys think they're studs, turns out their duds.

Watch that man!

Made me smile, Bonnie!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
An Diva will say, "is that you cane or you are just glad to see me?"

Georg


Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
A person can have a bad day,but when he or she reads one of your poems like this one,it can make their day and feel so much better.Your poems are a reflection of yourself because you always put smiles on people's faces with your refreshing sense of humor.Take good care of yourself

Love and hugs
Edwin

Reviewed by Michael Howard
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Bonnie, TY for the cute write, it put a smile on my 'old' face.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Well done, Bonnie!!! This is a fun read!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Really cute writing of course... don't know how you do it... :-)) lindalaw

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
so funny as well as clever!

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Bonnie,

Yer a hoot. No, I didn't say coot. Put a smile on my snoot. And now out of here (or I'll feel the end of yer boot). LOL Well done, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
By golly, she's got a million of 'em. Love it, Bonnie.
Keep it coming. -gene.

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Fantastic write. Well done Bonnie

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Adorable write, Diva Bonnie; too cute! Enjoyed; thanks for the smiles!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
I think I know that guy, he looks very familiar, kinda like my brother Edvard or maybe its Pee-wee, oh hell my eyesight ain't what it used to be...ed


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