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Horn Of Plenty
by Annabel Sheila → (All Poetry by Annabel Sheila)
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I kid you not...this squash was in the vegetable bin at a farm we visited on the weekend....it was inspiration at its finest....my wicked mind had to create something....I mean look at it! giggle.....


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Your vivid flesh I spotted first,
On your tag, your clever name.
As a woman, I was drawn to you,
Without a hint of shame!
You stood apart from all the rest,
I couldn’t believe my eyes!
Firm and erect as any I’d seen,
And oh my God your size!
I simply had to have you,
To taste your wares so fine!
Tonight you and I will be as one,
As on Horn Of Plenty  I dine!
 

© Annabel Sheila


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 Reviews of "Horn Of Plenty"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 8, 2010
Dine Schmine, hide the cucumber launched to new heights...err depths:-)Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Goodness, you sure got me laughing, very creative....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
SQUASH IS REALLY DELICIOUS...AND IT LOOKS FINE, AS MOST OF THE VEGGIES AND FRUITS DO WHEN WE GET THEM STRAIGHT FROM THE FARMS...BET IS WAS GOOD. THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Oh, jeeze, this is even more suggestive than, "being done by a cute Asian girl." However, I love it! However, truly, I do love squash, but never quite looked upon one as you suggest. But, alas, in the future...?
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Laughing delightedly!!!
You are so talented, and I can't say as I have ever seen anything like this enormous piece of squash!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
lol...OH Anna,,,, sooooooooooooooo funny!

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Makes me smile.Wicked.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
OMG between your poem and Jerry's comments you have me rolling on the floor laughing. Too cute, hope your hubby didn't get jealous and stop at the bakery section for some hot buns. lol
fee

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Anna! I an shocked. Truly and deeply shocked. My, my, after all these years with the yours truly, the cucumber, you throw me over for a . . . Ug . . . slimy yellow squash. I'm aghast, aghast I tell you. Where is the nearest counseling office? I will need years of professional help to get through this.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
Very nicely written, Annabel.


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY


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