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Family Reunion
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Oh, woe is me Oh, woe is me! I've got to go to a reunion of the family! Oh, how will my cheeks survive? After all of the pinching when I arrive? Oh, why must I go Oh, why must I go? To hang out with old people teaching me to sew? Oh, if only I wasn't the only child, Instead of complaining, I would have smiled! Oh, I wish that they would forget I existed, Then on the invitiations, I would not be listed. Oh, why can't I stay home, and watch TV? To avoid smelling Aunt Mable's perfume potpourri? Oh, I guess I should go, Plaster a smile and say "Hello." Oh, it's only for one day, What's that you say? Oh, it's 15 states away! Sorry, but I'm here to stay.

Copyright Š2002 Kaci Rahm------- Ugh....family reunions.

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Reviewed by Angie Guevara (Reader)

Reviewed on August 10, 2002

i don't like familey reunions either.

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)

Reviewed on August 8, 2002

:S I have one to go to this next week! :S

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)

Reviewed on August 7, 2002

Very funny, Kaci. I prefer to be by myself.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on August 6, 2002

cute..however for those without families to reunion with...the opportunity to attend would be wonderful.

debby

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 6, 2002

Very good write.

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

Reviewed on August 6, 2002

Oh I remember feeling the same way.. butnow, at the young age of 42.. I wish I had spent more time at family reunions. <smile> I stopped going when I was 18... Would turn back the clock in a heart beat and have those people back with me.
Hang in there
this too shall pass.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 6, 2002

really..my sentiments exactly. i don't exactly enjoy 'em myself. good write! love, your friend, karen lynn.

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