Had a code of un-chivalry:
Do outrageous things; Do
engage in treason; Swing
from trees; Swat at bees;
Force yourself on ladies;
Lap up the gravy; Battle
in wrongful quarrels - Yes!
That's why they were known
as the Knits of the Round Table!
Let me lay their names on you:
Sir Culate - strew bodies
Sir Cumbendibus - used profanity
Sir Cumcision - a real cut up
Sir Cumstantial - left doubt
Sir Cumvent - baffled the enemy
Sir Pentine - very fiendish
Sir Rated - bit with saw-toothed teeth
Sir Ogate - would send in a double
Sir Tificate - handed out death notices
Sir Veillance - a peeping Tom
Sir Vility - believed in bondage
King Arthritis' men were attributed to
sub-human abilities - spent a lot of
time on the doodleloom knitting things,
like a wife and family; weapons; and
clothing - they even knitted a castle
complete with water and moat; Would
you believe they even intertwined a
battle complete with horses - also
knitted this poem . . ."That's All Folks!"
'2008' RLS
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Creative and well written. You are very, very inventive and clever. Brilliant!
Blessings and Huggs,
~Linda
a guy who frequently puts his foot in his mouth.
Clever, clever you: I thought by the title there was a misprint, but no, just knit together, perfectly! Well done, Sir.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Why does this not Sir Prize me?
yes the knit of gifts weaves inside the loom of your humorous poetry-Hey can I send a knit-wit I know to that table?