AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Brendan O'Brien, iFERIAL Haque, iPawan Mishra, iRobert Liu, iOdin odin@aflx.com, iMichael Charles Messineo, iJohn Henning, iBob mitchley #shock stories, iSam Vaknin, iShannon MacLeod, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     
A Serviceable Villain

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Poetry
· News
· Messages
· 256 Titles
· 2,103 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2002

   newsletter

Subscribe to the A Serviceable Villain Newsletter. Enter your name and email below and click "sign me up!"
Name:
Email:
A Serviceable Villain, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!


Lederhosen Movement
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
   Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

'German knee-breeches,'


Poem Artwork


 
 
 

O, Friends! Not these clothes!
But let us wear more pleasant apparel!

Joy, o wondrous suspenders,
Worn with German knee-breeches,
Made from the hide of goat, pig, calf, or elk,
Heavenly divine wearing leather.

Commonly associated with virility and brawn
What a fashion statement, it's a cut-above the others;
Germanic men of the Alpine region
And the German-speaking part of Italy and South Tyrol.

The people in the south of Bavaria were so fortunate
To be able to wear lederhosen and suspenders,
The man who wore them won fair woman -
To the rejoicing let him blow his own horn.

The man remained a symbol of regional pride
Somewhere in the Alps will be his own!
And he who never managed to fit in lederhosen
Let him diet forth from the eating throng!

Joy is lederhosen worn by every Germanic man
From every corner of Bavaria, formerly a part of Austria;
Every man, boy, and male child,
Follow in your ancestor's leather trouser steps.

Knickerbockers they gave to you, with elk horn buttons,
Passed down from generation to generation, willed to you in death;
The tailors to the peasant folk never did endow
And their toughness even stood-up at Oktoberfest.

Gladly as they snap their suspenders
Through Bavaria's garment district
Walk now, lederhosen brothers, your hiking course,
Joyful like a mountain conquering hero!

Don't embrace each other with a secret handshake
The lederhosen are meant for other parts of the world!
Brothers - do not fight over the leather so tight and firm
An understanding of who should wear them must dwell!

Don't be so hard on others, Germanic civilians
Do you sense loosing your lederhosen world presence?
Be big and look beyond your firm knee-breeches stand,
For outside of Germany, variants of lederhosen sorely dwell!

'2007' RLS

 

 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Lederhosen Movement"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Oh this is so good. A bit of history mixed with just the right amount of humor, I must applaud you, snap on.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Ahhh tradition and culture meet the dagger-sharp poetic wit of Robert L. Sheridan. This poem seems to poke as much fun at itself I think as the jolly dancer may be doing above with his happy lederhosen strut:-)

Aberjhani


Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
....this is dancing with pride...love the photo,,,is that you????
hugs,
Christine

Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Your imagination is beyond compare Lance. You're a born poet and this poem is a total delight. I'd love to have you as a member of my website.
Marcia

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Lance

Powerful dialogue here with a fair sprinkling of joviality and splendor
You are a past master in the art of self expression

Peter

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
What a delightful write and I could picture you in the short britches doing a jig...oh this is adorable and such an enjoyable read. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on December 8, 2008
There's just somethin' about a man in lederhosen that makes 'em stand out! I think they make 'em look rather sexy!! LOLOLOL

Adorable write; well done! Let the Lederhosen Movement commence!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Ingeborg von Finsterwalde (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
LOL...Quite an ode to Lederhosen, but did you ever see a girl in a beautiful Dirndelkleid? Both look great together. Nice poem, enjoyed reading it.

Ingeborg

Reviewed on December 8, 2008
Lance,

Lovely poem as usual. You dress weird. :-)

Mary

Reviewed on December 8, 2008
LOL!!!!!! Enjoyed reading this, Lance, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

I like Lederhosen on men. Better than kilts, blowing in the breeze ... LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 8, 2008
A German' Gem!!

Love Tinka


New Poetry by A Serviceable Villain
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Twain: Tattered, Trounced, Tortured and Traumatized by Jay Dubya

Author Jay Dubya satirizes 20 Mark Twain stories in adult language and content.  
Member BookAds

What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F. by RickthePoetWarrior

Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.  
Member BookAds

Love is a Pretty Girl with a Cape to Share Your Dreams With by Bob Boze

A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes. Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over. Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets  
Member BookAds