Blogs by Cynth'ya Lewis Reed
7 Steps to Long Term Happy Relationships
1/14/2011 6:42:24 AM
(Translation: If you can get thru this without a smile, check your reflection in a mirror.)
For those of y'all out there who wonder how a couple can be in network marketing for a long time while staying married to each other, here's one of the secrets I plan to put in my book coming out in late Spring 2011 called "Romance & Renewal...the Untold Story"....check out this sneaky peeky:
When finding yourself in a "slight difference of opinion with the significant other," -- especially when the difference of opinion affects the diastolic blood pressure by more than 6 points on the upward side-- here's what to do:
Step 1: Regardless of the time of the tension-generating experience, whomever is the better cook...go into the kitchen and start fixing some breakfast. If IHOP can do it 24/7, you can too.
Step 2: Fix the following menu:RiceBaconBiscuits (w/ strawberry jam)Eggs Over Easy
Fresh Juice of your choice (Wine does not count, it dulls the observation experience)
Step 3: VERY IMPORTANT: While preparing the meal hum "JESUS KEEP ME NEAR THE CROSS" (hum it like you mean it!)
Step 4: Once complete, serve it up to the significant other with the good china, silverware, linen napkin place settings, an oreo cookie, and a smile. Don't say a word while you do all of this to your significant other's amazement.
Step 5: Observation Time: Watch how the significant other stares at the plate of food in front of them.
Step 6: Ask your significant other to lead a prayer of thanks.
Here's what will happen: The significant other will praise God for the fact that if you are a Christian, you're not a backslider like Mabel Madea Simmons in the mood to cook up a sweet potato pie.
Now, having said that, ZamZuu has some amazing meal plans like Weight Watchers, and NutriSystem, Mrs. Fields Cookies (LOL) and other delicacies that some of y'all reading this don't have sense enough to get cash back on. So take a test drive at 512-404-1250, press 2, go to www.MoneyBack2Me.com as a guide site.
Step 7: Inbox me.
Here's some encouragement from my friends Donnie & Kirk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txx-YGFpa68
be bless'd y'all...Get Life.
cynth'ya
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