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Blogs by Barbara Sue
SOMETHING ABOUT EVE
5/31/2007 4:29:07 PM
A talk between God and Eve
EVE IS LONELY.......
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord,
I have a problem!"
> >
> >"What's the problem, Eve?"
> >
> >"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
> >garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
> >comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
> >
> >"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
> >
> >"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
> >
> >"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
> >for you."
> >
> >"What's a 'man', Lord?"
> >
> >"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies,
> >an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you
> >properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be
> bigger
> >and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at
> >fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed
> >ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
> >
> > "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
> >
> >"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt
> > stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
> >
> >"What's that, Lord?"
> >
> >"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
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