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ARE YOU A BUTTON WEARER?? 9/6/2007 4:41:56 PM
Lots of people like to display their feelings or opinions
about something or other by wearing buttons that get their
opinion or message out to others....Here are a few maybe you
haven't seen yet.... Sayings That Should Be Put On Buttons........or maybe
already have....
If you can read this, thank a teacher...
60-year-old. One owner. Needs parts. Make Offer...
Just give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt...
Filthy, Stinking Rich --- Well, two out of three isn't bad.
Upon the advice of my attorney, this button bears no message at this time...
I want it all. And, I want it delivered...
How can you be a good cookie if you have a crummy attitude?
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree...
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning..
A closed mouth gathers no feet..
If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN...
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Remember, half the people in the world are below average..
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her...
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep...
>If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always"...
I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone..
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
As I said before, I never repeat myself..
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Clones are people two...
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive..
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions...
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up...
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after...
This isn't an office --- It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left...
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me...
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose...
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control...
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed..
And just how may I screw you over today?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks...
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years..
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil...
A PBS mind in an MTV world...
Allow me to introduce my selves...
Better living through denial...
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed..
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them...
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet...
How do I set a laser printer to stun?..
Back off! You're standing in my aura..
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one..
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!..
Adults are just kids who owe money...
Meandering to a different drummer..
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!..
Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong...
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Chaos, panic, & disorder --- my work here is done..
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert..
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. {Or, as Buffett sings, 'Indecision may or may not be my problem)..
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth..
