"Ripped from the headlines," as they say! One of our more flamboyant local citizens.
The Big Nose Bandit
One of our famous residents is The Big Nose Bandit well known for his Protuberant proboscis as he Does his banking matter-of-factly Stealing money then stealing away
If they could ever catch him someday It would be interesting to learn How it was he decided to earn His living in this distinctive way
My long nose is within normal range And my bank account while just small change Is impeccable in honesty Yet a fat lot o' good it does me
Somehow I find it all rather strange That the Big Nose Bandit does so well While I am often in banking hell Through just forgetting to rearrange The ducks of my bucks in the right row
But the world is mad as around we go As people like the Big Nose Bandit know
Well you know Steve sometimes I have to question if they are really so wrong as more and more of us face financial hardship imposed on us by governments, big business, big industry and big greed from all of them. I don't condone crime but when I refilled only half the pills it takes to keep me alive and it came to $580.00 Canadian I have to wonder who the real criminals are. If you know what I mean.
I like this... at times it feels like being honest is the way to a life of well - hell... but then I realize I need to live in this world and look myself in the mirror... the rewards will come - honestly
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