A sinner praying for forgiveness for his sins, but prefers to remain a sinner.
Forgive me lord for I have sinned, I always knew I would.
I drank the booze and took the girls as only this guy could.
I made so many lives a hell by being such a jerk.
I slept around because I could and never went to work.
So send an angel, make me clean, anoint my head with sand
Give her beauty, long dark hair and breasts that fit my hand.
Let her cleanse my heart and soul, make me pure of heart.
Let it be, her will to take, in hand my private part.
Let her lead me through the paths of righteousness and good,
Let her cleanse with her clean will, the dirt where once I stood.
Caress me with her soft small hands, my cup then runneth over,
Lay me down upon the grass and take me in the clover.
Let her make me heaven bound by kissing me all over
Speak dirty words in my left ear, give sex lifts to each other.
In righteousness and paths of good, I guess I'm a beginner,
So thinking ‘bout what I've just said, I think I'll stay a sinner.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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