A gnome tricks a giantess into sexual relations with him.

A gnome he met a giantess while walking in a wood.
He said, “I’d like to love you, is there any chance I could?”
She said, “you haven’t got a chance, you’re far too small for me,
When standing on your tiptoes, you still don’t reach my knee.”

But he persevered and said, “we’re same size lying down.
So get down on your lovely back, but first remove your gown.”
She said, “you cheeky little sod, what hope you to achieve?”
He said, “I’ll have you on the ground, your innocence to thieve.”

She squealed and gave him such a kick, he flew into a tree,
And hung there with his tiny legs, all scratched and dangling free.
“I know you’re playing hard to get,” cried he from lofty perch.
“Come back and face a lustful man,” as off the woman lurched.

“You’re scared of what’s between my legs, it’s not so small and thin.
You’re terrified I’ll hurt you, when I try to put it in.”
The giantess fell on the ground in fits of giggly mirth,
And said, “it wouldn’t touch the sides, no matter what the girth.”

But she returned to lift him down and place him in the grass’
“Ok let’s see what you can do.” Then slapped him on his ass.
He said, “now lie down on the ground and part your mighty legs.
Then I will pull your knickers down, as sure as eggs is eggs.

Her panties cleared her massive feet, entombed the little chap.
He struggled hard to find his way out through the leg-hole gap.
But with determined strength and lust, he climbed between her thighs.
Then hung on tightly to her pubes, while opening up his flies.

He called, “you need to hold me up, or else I’ll slip and fall.
I got it wrong, we’re not the same size lying down at all.
“She held him there against her groin, big hands on hips so thin.
She grabbed his butt he gave a thrust, she called out, “is it in?”

“I don’t know,” was his reply. “Can’t feel a thing its true .
I’ve never had this problem yet, with female gnomes I screw.”
She laughed and squealed, “you little jerk, the smallest fool I’ve met.”
“The laugh’s on you, you stupid broad, I did it for a bet.”