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Man Versus Squirrel
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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It's a never ending battle


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You can learn a lot from a squirrel

Like thinking outside of the box

While I figure out ways to stump him

He just stuffs himself and mocks

 

The birdies all go hungry

When this guy comes here to feed

The label said it’s squirrel proof

But I guess he doesn’t read

 

I’ve hung the feeder way up high

And way out on a pole

I’ve set the lock springs up to the max

But he still gets in the hole

 

And when he does there’s nothing left

In the twinkling of an eye

And off I go to Petsmart

More bags of seed to buy

 

I’ve tried a half a dozen kinds

Of birdfeeder designs

They all have one thing in common

They’re no match for squirrels’ minds

 

Like I said in the beginning

How the squirrels will outfox

It’s nature’s way of showing you

They live outside the box

 

 


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 Reviews of "Man Versus Squirrel"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 16, 2009
I love this, Love Squirrrrrrrrrels too but wot a keeper. Thanx for the giggle very much
:) ch'erie

Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Danged squirrels! Reminds me of the time daddy was battling the squirrels that were forever trying to get at our bird feeder! I swear there were more squirrels with buckshot up their tails...LOL Funny write; well penned/illustrated!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still smiling*

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Hilarious, Patrick. Those pesky squirrels. . .and two lazy dogs that make friends with them. I wish we had a video, "Patrick vs. the Squirrels." Good verses that made me laugh.

Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Hi Patrick, Like you say, can learn a lot from a squirrel.. live outside the box, or be left holding the bags.. of seed.. (grin)... thank you for sharing this... I'm getting outside this box...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
No matter what they tell ya, there ain't no such thing as a 'squirrel proof' bird feeder. I decided to put out two feeders, one for Mr. Squirrel and his squirrely pals, and one for the birdies - everyone seems happy now!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
I love to chase them squirrel things, but I never catch them as they are too chicken, they run up the trees to get away...Rufuz


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