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When speaking gets clumsy
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To yap or not to yap....

Sometimes I have to wonder Is it better to speak or write? Speaking words requires instant thought Written can take all night Written words can be smooth like caviar The spoken seem to come out like turds I guess it depends on the audience As you conjure up your words Maybe I just need toastmasters To practice what I preach Or maybe I should just clam up And go writing at the beach

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Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on June 15, 2009

Hi Patrick, There is nothing wrong with turds, there would be something wrong if there weren't any... either way, you can't take them back once they're out there... well, have fun at the beach... can't wait to read what you come up with there.. and don't clam up...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Great writing indeed dear man..Hugss

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Well, the ocean can certainly be a source of inspiration. Thanks for sharing, Patrick. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

" Written words can be smooth like caviar
The spoken seem to come out like turds "
I don't know sometimes turds are free flowing LOL
Thats why we have depends :)

Great poem, I enjoyed
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Best place to write or talk is the beach, just talk to old mom ocean and she will listen...ed

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