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Say Cheese Whiz
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I never found a dairy cheese I didn't like.


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I have a fetish

I must sadly confess

For life without it

Would be infinitely less

 

I’m speaking of cheese

Be it Swiss or Romano

Or Cheddar or Brie

Or fragrant Parmesano

 

Or Soft Monterey Jack

With jalapeno slice

On toasted tortilla

With Mexican rice

 

Don’t forget mozzarella

Piled high on the dough

With bountiful toppings

Makes my pizza a show

 

I love the fontina

Atop french onion soup

Melted with croutons

A marvelous goop

 

I love cheese cut in wedges

I love cheese cut in cubes

I love cheese cut in slices

I love it best in fondues

 

There’s only one cut I really don’t like

Treating this as a serious matter

 Because when the dogs cut the cheese

There’s no where to hide

 Making the entire household

Frantically scatter

 

 

 

Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Say Cheese Whiz"
Reviewed on July 20, 2009
Patrick,

I think you cut the cheese. :) Adorable write!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 20, 2009
I love cheese cut in wedges
I love cheese cut in cubes
I love cheese cut in slices

Sounds like we now know who really cut the cheese! (My spouse likes to blame it on the dogs, too!)

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on July 20, 2009
A cute poem .. Yep, there is a big variety of cheeses to choose from....M

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
I can taste the flavor or all those delightful cheeses and enjoyed the laugh

Reviewed on July 19, 2009
Adorable piccy and poem, Patrick; thanks for the smiles! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
Great job, Patrick. I have three dogs myself so I know just where you're coming from. Well done.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
The perfect afternoon laugh. Thank you.

Reviewed by Will Bates
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
enjoyed. michael

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
I'm eating cheeseits as I comment, i love cheese too;-)
very tasty poem, I enjoyed!

ET

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
I AM WITH YOU! I LOVE CHEESE BUT SADLY...IT DOESN'T LOVE ME. AH...THE TRIALS OF LOVE REJECTED AND MENDING WITH NATURAL REMEDIES THAT ARE EQUIVALENT TO EX-LAX(SMILE). THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS YOU. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on July 19, 2009
Patrick,

Hilarious! But your lettuce sentence is true, not just for dogs, but for people!

Mary


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