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It's Always Something
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When it rains it pours
Last week was the microwave This week it’s the loo Today the truck A/C crapped out What’s a sport to do? Self winding watch Will wind no more The closer broke On my screen door It’s too damn hot To go outside Deck solar lights Just up and died Day’s sun’s solstice Now draws near Time to sit And have a beer Copyright Patrick A Granfors

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Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 19, 2009

Between the breakdowns and the ants you deserve a good beer or two... or few.

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on July 26, 2009

Seems like bad luck is plaguing you right now.. You're right , having a nice Cold Beer is the best thing to do , before you get into more of a stew!...M

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 25, 2009

Man, you sure have your luck, don't you, Patrick! Poor you! Hope things get much better for you; you're in my prayers/thoughts! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on July 25, 2009

Darn, Patrick! Sounds like if you didn't have bad luck, you would have no luck at all! Would offer you my cryin' towel, but your beer seem much better :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on July 25, 2009

Seems that's the logical thing to do.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 25, 2009

I'm with you, Patrick. I just discovered an ants' nest in my basement. I thought this was a modern pest-free home. Go figure. Love and peace to you,

Regi

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on July 25, 2009

Cheers. Patrick. If it ain't one thing, it's another. -gene.

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