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Meatloaf and Mashers
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Sometimes you have to know when to say when. Unless it's mashers and gravy
Sometimes I have to wonder What goes on inside my head It happens fairly frequently When I sit down to break my bread I could not resist the blue plate special The chef put out today And for the rest of the afternoon The gut bomb’s here to stay A slab of meatloaf and mashers A nap now guaranteed Except I have to do some work Some bosses have that need I feel my eyelids drooping I should have eaten salad Instead I’ll wallow in my chair And end this culinary ballad Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviews of "Meatloaf and Mashers"

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 4, 2009

Thank you for sharing this plate of realism with a dash of your wit and humour, Patrick. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on August 22, 2009

I'm laughing as I read this . My husband has the same problem at times!....M

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

I'm groaning in the pain of indigestion just reading this, mate are you kidding..
Why do we do it???
Cause its YUMMY..pity there is always repercussions though hehe
Love this
And I'm on a diet..no overeating, gotta get me weight off.
;) Ch'erie

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

Too funny. Now I'm hungry and the sushi I've ordered isn't going to cut it.

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

I agree with George, the gravy is a must
Funny how we all eat the things we shouldn't
Great poem, I enjoyed
Have a good one
The Buzzard

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

A tasty gravy on those mashes and you're in heaven.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

Awwww, happens to the best, I wouldn't worry...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

Ooooofa. e

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 18, 2009

Adorable poem, Patrick; I love it! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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