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Monday Night Idiom
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OK maybe this is sad political semi humor. Maybe our Politicians will get the hint.
When you find a turd In the punchbowl It is best To pluck it out Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors

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Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on November 13, 2009

C'mon, it was a Baby Ruth to sweeten the brew.

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Words of wisdom Patrick. Words of wisdom....................

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

I'm never coming to one of those parties without a thermos of my own brew. Of course then, that punchbowl metaphor is clogged with turds, in fact it's all turds and no punch.
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Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

OK, I'll display my true ignorance... i don't get it. Who would put a turd in a punchbowl?

Dumb Dan,
Cheers

Reviewed by John Bidwell

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

I think I would chuck punch bowl and all.

John

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

HaHAHAHAHAHa! You're hilarious! Loved it!

Anna

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

*laffin' too hard to comment* Ow, my SIDES!! Patrick, you're too funny! Thanks for the giggles this morning! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Hilarious, although I would go looking for that dog!!! (and another punchbowl)

Georg

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

LOL - great idiom, Patrick. Got me laughing this morning.

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