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Let's Get Naked!
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My 77 year old mother, who has Alzheimers muttered to herself, but audibly enough last night as we cleared airport security heading for gate A4. “Watch, shoes, why don’t they just make us take everything off?” Now there’s a picture for ya. Photo:cinie.wordpress.com

Welcome to the Bob Hope Airport As in, we hope you make your flight Sorry about security But you may be here all night We heard a nasty rumor A potential bombing threat We know that it is coming And we haven’t found it yet We know the evil weapon Isn’t hidden in a shoe Performing a full body search Is what we’re going to do So you there sirs dressed in the suits Would you kindly drop your drawers We need to do an inspection Of both of your backdoors We’ll try to keep it private Over here behind this screen For making fun of your fat ass Would be publicly obscene And while we’re at it madam You’ll have to take off those depends Yes we know they’re soggy But we’re checking all rear ends We know it’s inconvenient And the probe that we will use Has made the trip a hundred times So sorry you can’t refuse Just think about the bright side Your plane is safe to fly And the Airline's agreed to give you All the Preparation H you can apply Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviews of "Let's Get Naked!"

Reviewed by John Townsend

Reviewed on December 14, 2009

It is very funny. Life is too serious and if you fail to see the sunshine you really might as well give up.
regards
Johgn

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on November 11, 2009

WE GET THE POINT PATRICK...WE REALLY DO. AND WE NEEDN'T SNICKER TOO LOUD...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS. BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on November 11, 2009

Thanks.. This is the second best way to begin my day. :-) :-))))

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Now that would be a sight for sore eyes!!!!!!!!! ROFL! Too funny, Patrick, thanks for the howls. Nearly flooded the Depends. =]

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Now that is funny.

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

I'll try to remember it could be worse the next time I fly anywhere. Oh dear, my dear!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

This is hilarious, Patrick! Although I can't imagine the horror of finding myself in that kind of predicament. giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Hilarious; too funny, but sad in a way; dealing with a parent with Alzheimer's is no laughing matter! I will keep you in my prayers; that's got to be soo hard for you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Patrick, figure this, a Marine Colonel in full uniform at Chicago O'Hara was asked to take his shoes to be inspected...

Georg

PS. He didn't

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Hilarious!

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Very clever, very funny, and as one that does use Burbank Airport... Whenever possible over LAX, very true.

Reviewed by Stephen Cherring

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Outragous! Discusterous! awful! when can we get started,,lol.....lol

great write. that poet.

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

Where's the old granny from the Beverly Hillbillies to whack these TSA assholes with a cane when you need one? Great stuff Patrick!!! Lovely poem.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on November 10, 2009

OUCH ! I think I'll take the train. Great write Patrick. LOL

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