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Saturday Surprise
Dead Video Driver Crapped out Monitor Don’t know which Either way it’s black screen Bought new monitor Still black screen Hmmm New monitor doesn’t even power up Hmmm I hate new technology sometimes Monday appointment with my MIS friend Crawling on old laptop Old works Slowly, just like me See y’all Monday night Copyright 2009 Patrick A Granfors

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Reviews of "DVD"

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

Hahaha! "Old, works just like me"....too clever!

Anna

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on December 20, 2009

It's a love hate relationship for sure!!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on December 20, 2009

I had booted the whole works out into the cold last week, swearing never to touch it again, but I guess it's too late, I am addicted, but there is intervention from upstairs, get off the thing, or I'll boot your ass out into the cold. I will try to slowly wean myself of it, and on to the bottle. Cheers! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on December 20, 2009

You know? axes aren't just to chop wood...LOL

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

Awwww so sorry Patrick. Perhaps the week ahead will work wonders and get all working again...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

See ya Monday! In the meantime, enjoy your laptop, Patrick, and Merry Christmas!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cute write!

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

Cute write. Good luck, Patrick.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

Lots of luck. Very enjoyable read.

GOD BLESS
Tony

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

Good luck with that. Just drink through it. It makes it easier.

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on December 19, 2009

Just got mine fixed and know your dilemma.

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