Assault with a Deadly Taco (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Assault with a Deadly Taco
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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A man was arrested and jailed today in Fairbanks Alaska today for throwing a taco in the face of the manager of a local Taco Bell. The man claimed someone spit in his taco. It reminded me of the finger in the chili hoax at Carl's Jr.

Please Mr. Taco Bell Man Don’t spit in my food I think that it’s so very rude And now I’ve begun to brood My sweet revenge I will conclude This magic moment Hey Mr. Taco Bell Man What’s that on your face Besides the look of real disgrace For soon I’ll own this whole damn place Your guilt is so hard to erase Now I’ve got you See Mr. Taco Bell Man I’m familiar with your sauce Your green sputum that you toss On my lettuce is your loss Now I think I hear your boss Firing you Hey Mr. Constable Man What do you mean there is no proof Why are you acting so aloof Cuffing me and not this doof Knocking head on squad car roof Police Brutality Hey Mr. Circuit Judge Man My greedy plot you did unveil Can I not just post my bail I’ll put the check right in the mail No. Now I’ll have to go to jail I’m hungry Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 23, 2010

you can poeticize anything Patrick;-) LOL mucho fun! ET

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 22, 2010

Once again, I appreciate your wit and humor, Patrick. I can think of the music for these lyrics. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

You are a hoot, when it comes to food, and poetry to boot, this sweet write was real good. A good first morning laugh, thanks Patrick, Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Whatever happened with the Chinese cook pissing in your soup? Man, a con man can't get a break now!!!

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

What a world we live in! I wonder if they brought some take out to his cell.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

*rolling eyes* What some people wouldn't do to get their fifteen minutes of fame! How people act nowadays is nothing short of ridiculous; this just proves my point! Sad! (And no, I don't eat tacos very often, can't have most Mexican food, so I won't be frequenting any Taco Bells soon)! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Watch out for those flying, spit-covered tacos! YUCK!!!!