Potty Mouth Diva

Just sitting here at my desk with my

 Keyboard going tip tap tip

I was admiring recent works on the Den

And heard a sound like lip lap lip

I figured I had to investigate

I’ve suffered water damage before

What I found was really quite shocking

The Diva dog on the bathroom floor

Her face was buried in porcelain

Not the kind found on the shelf

But the big one with the handle

That I use when I relieve myself

As I glared into her big brown eyes

I swear that damn dog had a grin

All I could think of was how many times

She has kissed me with a soggy chin

The regular place for their water dish

Is outside on our back deck

I’d always assumed when she came in

Her juicy chops that did reflect

But now I know the story

The first girl dog we’ve ever owned

Has settled the age old argument

About the lid position of the throne

I have always left the lid straight up

As I’m sure most men would do

But recent developments have changed my mind

The female conspiracy of the loo

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors