Ben Dover went out to check his mail

He found it lying on the ground

But as young Ben Dover did bend over

He heard an awful sound

John’s son Ben Dover was a legend

A ladies man from A through Z

The rip exposed John’s son’s Johnson

Right there for all to see

A huge gasp rose up from the crowd

Everyone saw that it was true

When John saw John’s Son’s Johnson

That John’s son had John’s Johnson too

The genetics were indisputable

Ladies dawn gossip it did confirm

Like father like son and all in fun

It’s the early bird that catcheth the worm

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors