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Fun Scramble Politico
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Sometimes I can't help myself. Same drill, use all of the letters of the name and then scramble. Use all scrambled words to form sentences. I encourage immitation.


Poem Artwork

Arnold Schwarzenegger…….When older czar ran eggs

Dianne Feinstein………………Nine Indians feet

Barney Frank……………………Fanny barker

Barbara Boxer…………………..A borax barber

Mark Sanford……………………On dark farms

Charles Rangel…………………Ranger shellac

Harry Reid……………………….Hair dryer

Joe Biden………………………….I need job

George W Bush…………………Web huggers

Nancy Pelosi…………………….No I spy clean

Sarah Palin………………………A plain rash

Barak Hussein Obama……….Aha a bum barks noise

Hillary Clinton…………………..Chill on lint ray

 

Nine older Indian’s clean feet chill

Ray ran on dark farm’s plain eggs

When Czar barks, I spy a lint rash on

Bum web huggers Ranger Shellac, Fanny Barker,

A borax barber hair dryer

Aha, no noise,

I need a job!

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Fun Scramble Politico"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 31, 2010
PATRICK, IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU NEED 'SOMETHING'...I DON'T KNOW IF ITS A JOB...BUT...YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT THE HECK, WHO'S PERFECT?! WHO AM I TO JUDGE YOU, AFTER ALL, YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN!!! OH OH...DID I SAY THAT??? THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE AND BLESSINGS,
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 31, 2010
A lot of time on your hands? So that's what Rangel does with his hair--perfect. If Joe got a job, would the recession be over?

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 30, 2010
Excellent Patrick.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 30, 2010
They're all pretty good, but I gotta love "A Plain Rash!"

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on July 29, 2010
wellll patrick this all made perfect sense to meeee
which scares the heck out of my 'sculptor'
how bout eileen?

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 29, 2010
I love the way your mind works, Patrick. Thank you for sharing this mind sharpening concoction. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 29, 2010
Forget Biden, YOU need a job as you have entirely too much time on your hands......;-)e


Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2010
a flair for the abstract you have. very gifted. very entertaining.


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