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Tempus Terrierorist
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Dogs are creatures of habit, morning rituals especially.

Photo:The Weasel in all her glory


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The sun has come up

The day is still young

The alarm clock has sounded

Now it’s time for the tongue

 

Face down on my pillow

With no place to hide

She locates my ear hole

And sticks it inside

 

She’s a mistress of foreplay

It’s her means to an end

And just after sunrise

It’s mighty hard to defend

 

Though this might sound erotic

Like some sort of nirvana

It’s only the Weasel

Hustling her morning banana

 

Repeated efforts are tireless

She won’t stop till you’re crazy

This snooze button terrier

Has no patience for the lazy

 

So with the mission successful

And master rousted from bed

She scampers off to the kitchen

And simply waits to be fed

 

The morning ritual continues

With no end in sight

Perhaps I should feed her

The banana at night

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Tempus Terrierorist"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 20, 2010
Adorable little pooch!! Life wouldn't be right without a little canine friend to love....nicely done, Patrick.

Anna

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on September 19, 2010
now i haven't figured out and don't know much about circumcised toes or was it nose...but i DO know about our 4 legged family members...this is really neat

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 19, 2010
Dogs are creatures of habit... Don'tcha just love 'em?

Ron

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 19, 2010
she is so cute!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 19, 2010
I think my little Rat Terrierorist Jack must be related to your Weasel. He likes to shove a squeaky toy in my face about 4 AM to let me know that he's ready to heed the call of nature, and then to play!

My cats are much more civilized; they don't start bugging us for their breakfast until at least 5!

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
Peeling the morning banana for a dog gets you into heaven...I'll see you there...

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
I have the same exact routine with my 2 dachshunds. Get double-teamed every morning. Yay, twice the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
I CANNOT get up early in the morning, maybe you could loan her to me till I work out the kinks in my schedule...e

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
Know what, Patrick? These "dumb" animals have us soooo trained.
Mark

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
interesting read

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 18, 2010
Gotta be funny to watch. Great write, Patrick.


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