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Tailgate Masterpiece
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Ed Matlack got me thinking about this with his "move in ready" poem. My kids actually did recondition this hearse that they take to the UNC football games. It is a popular stop.


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Formerly all dreary white

Add some Carolina blue

Even if you lose the game

The fun’s still up to you

 

Reconditioned transport

The spirit’s a different theme

Instead of heading for a plot

They’re cheering for their team

 

A shiny tailgate masterpiece

It boasts lots of crowd appeal

It’s there to feed a football crowd

A hearty halftime meal

 

And while it’s very comfortable

Its space is fairly tight

In case you were considering

Staying there all night

 

Besides I heard a rumor

Though its day use highly vaunted

The evenings could be spooky

Cause the vehicle may be haunted

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 


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 Reviews of "Tailgate Masterpiece"
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on December 1, 2010
The girls pick me up at the airport in this car and yell, "Hey mom, your hearse is here!" The other waiting passengers get a belly laugh for sure. My daughter is a card.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 30, 2010
I've been dyin' to review this!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 29, 2010
clever love the car!

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on November 29, 2010
This is so clever! Patrick I love to read your poetry because I always feel a chuckle within. Looks like a lot of fun to me. Of course my mind is in the gutter. I would stay all night and party with the ghost! Take care, :)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
This one is alot nicer than the one I chose to live in...e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Cleverly expressed; a fine ode to a unique vehicle, Patrick. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
reminds me of the stephen king movie about the haunted car. very imaginative.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Many happy memories were had there.

Ron

Reviewed on November 28, 2010
I was once delivered home in one of these, after a great Christmas party, stiff, hands folded across my chest, but no colours there were on me, or the vehicle, it was all in black and white, ha, like an old movie. Kids should really stay away from them, I heard they could be a death trap, never mind the ghosts. Bless ya!

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Fresh, unexpected, quirky and full of imagination!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Well done, Patrick.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on November 28, 2010
Nicely done Patrick, Bet the kids will love it too. Hard to beat a good tailgate party and this looks like it would attract a (highly spirited) crowd. Thanks Dick


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