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It's International Hug Your Dog Day!
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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It’s International Hug Your Dog Day!!!!!

Ok I just made that up. But you know what? Why the heck not?


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Watched the news today saw nothing good

Charlie Sheen spewing out his blog

Can’t get motivated like you know you should

Solution….Hug your dog

 

Got every single red light on the way to work

Boss decided to chew your butt

Broke a tooth on your sandwich and now it hurts

Solution….Hug you mutt

 

The IRS just said they’re going to audit you

You’re going to suffer a financial flog

Your accountant simply shakes his head at you

Solution….Hug your dog

 

Three flat tires now your wife has left town

With your ex best buddy and your head’s in a fog

It’s getting pretty difficult not to feel down

Solution……Hug your dog

 

Your canine understands when you’re feeling blue

It’s just as simple as falling off a log

You’ll never find a medicine that’s better for you

Solution…..Hug your dog

 

If you haven’t got one here’s what you should do

Pay a visit to a shelter and start a blessed trend

Change your life for the better and someone else’s too

Solution….adopt a friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "It's International Hug Your Dog Day!"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on March 19, 2011
Do cats count too???

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on March 17, 2011
One of the best and most affordable therapies in town!
Sugarplum keeps me warm, too, by sleeping on my lap when I take a nap. I'm glad God thought of dogs!
Connie

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
I am at my daughter's home at present visiting with her,she has a cute dog ,it looks at me shyly and creeps up sneakily to lick my foot whilst I sit on the sofa then I gently pat his head and say 'good boy' and he slowly walks away.I have never hugged a dog,been sort of nervy around them since childhood but my daughter,she is a hugger of them,a vet nurse,it is beautiful to see,animals are likle kids,genuine and innocently sweet.I respect them from a distance mostly but I 100% agree with your idea it's enough to take all worry away...great poem!
Hugs to you and yours and Best wishes
from
Kay

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Ahhhhh, feel like I went through the day with you! You are so right too! Why not have a "Hug Your Dog" Day????? Oh boy, I hug mine all day, every day and always feel so blessed to have such loving angels choose me...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
hugging, the only best remedy for patch-ups or makeups.. Best wishes. Neerja

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
After Jazz (black Pomeranian) was killed by a lab mix, I just couldn't bring myself to try to protect another dog from my wheelchair. However, now that we are near retirement the idea of the dog becomes more possible. I think this time it will be a larger, more huggable one like my twin brother's golden retriever, Rocky.

Thanks for the reminder. I think I'll just stop by a dog pound and hug a few of them.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Can't afford one quite yet, so hug yours for me and give him a big sloppy kiss, then pat Eileen on the head for me...;-)ed

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Very funny, but how bad could your wife be if she left town with your best buddy but left the dog? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
Markie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Sounds like fine therapy, Patrick. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Brilliant advice Patrick!
My dog needs it too. He has a swollen tail, he can't hear, he's going blind, he's on a diet, he's trying to find peace in the kid-infested house and my son chases him around the house with his toy nerf guns.
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Ain't a day goes by where I don't hug my Luv.

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Can't be sure- but I've been hearing about a 6 year old Beagle that needs a home. This just may be- a hug outlet for my future.
Fine job.

John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 15, 2011
Everyday is a hug your dog around this dump.


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