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An Ode to Whiny Thugs
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I hit the wrong button yesterday before this was complete and temporarily posted it...To the tune of Old MacDonald's Farm


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Ronald McDonald’s

Sponsoring thugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Throat embrace

Without the hugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

With a broke knee here

And a collar bone there

Face down on the court

And I don’t care

 

Ronald McDonald’s

Sponsoring thugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Major League Sport’s

Against the wall

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Bench ejection

After brawl

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

With a black eye here

And a bloody nose there

That’s just the fans

Fighting everywhere

 

Major League Sport’s

Against the wall

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Thuggy millionaires

They all whine

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Mostly speak

Like Frankenstein

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

Play crappy here

Better contract there

To Hell with the fans

Cause they don’t care

 

Whining thugs

Will all do fine

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "An Ode to Whiny Thugs"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 14, 2011
The new farm culture–millionaire rednecks on the court. The gentleman athlete scholar is long gone. As my helper says, “get over it, and move on.”

Cute write.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 12, 2011
I sang and giggled right along with this one, Patrick! What a hilarious rant!!! You're awesome!

Anna

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
Oh my....ok ....this is good indeed sweet man....Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
Thuggy millionaires
They all whine

Interesting how those with the most usually whine the loudest.


Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 11, 2011
Good one, Patrick. Let it out.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Gee, I think you have captured the craziness that is happening in socieity very well. When will we get back to sanity???

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
I'm with Richard on this one...he stated it quite clear...e

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Can I hear an AMEN???!!! Bring back the reserve clause, do away with agents, the posse that every player seems to find essential, and keep the owners under such tight scrutiny they can't fart without the fans smelling it and raising a stink of their own...

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Now my friend Patrick
has gone on quite a rant....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Wish I could top it,,,,,
but I just plain can't....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Thataboy.... blow off all that steam buddy. Dick


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