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Squirrel's Fuzzy Prize
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Each year our peach tree is pilfered by the local squirrel union. This year we got exactly one peach for ourselves. One. We’ve always suspected our dogs have had a secret pact with the fluffy tails, we just haven’t figured out what it is. Terriers are famous for their rodent skills. Maybe she’s fearful for her knees, or maybe she’s on the take.

Photo: “Big Louie” the Squirrel Enforcer, by Patrick Granfors


Poem Artwork

Stop thief!

Squirrel tail shakes amidst squirrel chatter

Terrier trembles

As the treetop thrashes

Peaches, precious peaches

Stolen in broad daylight

Inside job

Terrier gets her cut

But what?

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Squirrel's Fuzzy Prize"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 29, 2011
Peaches are especially delicious when they are just picked at the peak of their ripeness. The squirrel has indeed a wonderful prize :)
Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 28, 2011
Alas, I know the feeling well. Speedy the Garden Mouse always steals my best tomatoes - just when they are perfectly ripe and juicy - and my mutts always seem to give him a free pass. He must bribe them with Milkbones stolen from someone else.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Goodness! What a fantastic photo! We have rabbits that like to sneak into our garden and make holes in the cantaloupe. We play this game to see who is going to get to them first. Great tale...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Delightful sharing, Patrick. Good luck with your peaches in the future. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on June 27, 2011
PAT ...

LET US KNOW IF DICK'S SUGGESTION - ALUMINUM - WORKS!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
A nut for the mutt? I think not. She is certainly not one of those bad little puppies and I think she would rather have meat.

Ron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Patrick, try wrapping the trunk of the tree with extra heavy duty aluminum foil from the time the fruit becomes attractive to the squirrels until after the threat is gone. If there aren't neighboring trees or wires for them to use to gain access into the tree, the foil should prevent them from climbing up the trunk. Dick

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
i like jerry's idea actually.......i have the same problem at home in fact.

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Very warm. Cute, What could the Terrier protection racket be?

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
We used to have a peach tree...never saw squirrels around it though....poor you, Patrick!

Anna

Reviewed by Natosha Davis (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
LoL. Darn squirrels. We have them in our backyard from the park across the street. No peaches but they'll eat bread.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Glad I don't much like peaches...e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2011
Double-ought-six shotgun shells ought to take care of that problem, plus you'd have a mess of squirrels and dumplings.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 26, 2011
Hey, what are you worrying about, Patrick, what the squirrels leave, the birds take and, what the birds leave, turn rotten before you can do a little plucking. This from the voice of experience with a peach tree.
Mark


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