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Patrick A Granfors

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Doing the Math #1
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I love it when a simple calculation has such a happy result:

One liter of beer contains 20% of your daily requirements for fiber. That means if you consume a 12 pack of Coor’s beer on a Sunday afternoon while watching football, your fiber intake will be 87.3% of what you need for the entire day and it’s all 100% recyclable. That leaves room for a couple of hot dogs too! Ain’t life grand? I offer a celebratory haiku.


Poem Artwork

Fiber on Sunday

Rocky Mountain’s Majesty

Amber waves from grain

 

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "Doing the Math #1"
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on December 18, 2011
Just thinking of Your recycling
brings certain smiles *Patrick*

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 15, 2011
Yellow River's travesty, trying to relieve the pee pain.

Ron

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
I'm getting the most wonderful mental images from this one, Patrick :)
Beer is an acquired taste I've yet to acquire, but knowing it has all this fiber is wonderful news!

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
Hilarious Patrick..I know some football fans!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
well said

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 14, 2011
WOW - If I combine Beer and Wild Turkey - will I get 100 percent??!!

Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Like Michael, I got a kick out of the Amber waves from grain... the ambiguity is delightful. I can do without the beer, though. non-alcoholic pursuits are so much more enjoyable!

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Love this Patrick, but I've been drinking more brandy and less beer lately. Could you please do the math on that for me? Thanks for bringing a little sun into my day. Dick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Good one, Patrick.

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Have to have my fiber intake. True.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Love it! "Amber waves from grain"...awesome!

Anna

Reviewed by M. Reagan Wayne
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Now that makes complete sense to me. The amber waves from grain got a laugh out of me. Excellent and fun!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
Yes, cuz', with thinking & drinking like that, you are gonna be a very sick old man...but then u might as well be physically sick to go along with all your mental illness...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2011
I've always loved math, football, beer and haiku. Now you have married all 4 to our good health. Congratulations my friend.


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