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No Dumping
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Such a versatile word, “dump.” You can live in a dump, you can take dump, you can drive a dump truck, you can dump your woes on a friend, even dispose of trash in one. Photo: By Patrick Granfors

Don’t dump on me Your misery Nor flatulent droppings Reveal Your woeful dwelling With aroma quite telling Tis’ not a real dump I feel Your strange décor Reminds me more Of diving dumpster Instead of scuba While your attitude Became decidedly rude When that floozy dumped you In Aruba I wish you luck With that old dump truck A chick magnet it will never be But it earns you some cash Just for hauling the trash To the dump for Dumpy people like me Copyright 2012 Patrick Granfors

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Reviews of "No Dumping"

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on February 23, 2012

Quite noteworthy
*Patrick*
your collection!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on February 21, 2012

I don't think you're "dumpy" at all. But then again, nobody ever accused me of being overly bright.

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger

Reviewed on February 21, 2012

Don't be down in the dumps! hmmmm! quite good Patrick
Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on February 21, 2012

And then there's Humpty "Dump"ty...giggle...light and funny...thanks for sharing!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 21, 2012

I think we're all being dumped on today by our so called 'leaders.'

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on February 21, 2012

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE,'...I'M JUST SAYING...' WORKS. WELL DONE AND THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on February 20, 2012

i'm certainly not going to dump on this poem it works through and through ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 20, 2012

A dumpy poem from an even dumpier cuzin'...;-)e

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on February 20, 2012

Yikes, I see seagulls everywhere, shitting all over, is it just me, or are you, seeing that too? Bless ya!

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on February 20, 2012

Interesting write, Patrick. ;-)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on February 20, 2012

I'll be a dumpty-dump-dump, you've writ a dump-dump-dumpty downtown dump of a poem.

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