Ornery Lazy (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on April 10, 2012

Boy don't I know it. Still some special sporting soul will come by and visit anyway, even without an incident being reported on the news first.

Chill and relax. You've earned it.

Starman

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 2, 2012

You can always fake it;-) You're too good a writer too stay away,and you are missed! Fingers can move no matter what your position;-)

ET

Reviewed by pat medlin

Reviewed on April 1, 2012

ahhh...a 'patrick' write...just gets my head right...real life w/ my knd of humor...well not quite...you don't ride turtles to town or talk to fleas going to the beach for an early tan...see! i need you here to get my head right

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on March 31, 2012

DEAR CUZ PAT ... NICE PIC ...

THINE 'GIRTH' SEEMS ALMOST AS 'PROSPEROUS' AS MINE ... ALMOST!

ARE 'CHEEKS MARRYING CHAIRS' LEGAL IN YOUR STATE?

AS PEEWEE SAID ... WATCH OUT 4 THAT DEADLY 'JERSEY-ITIS' !!!

CUZ TOM ...

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on March 30, 2012

Patrick,
wonderful humor and with this you have already come back sword in hand.
Budd

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on March 30, 2012

We all go through phases of this affliction...in varying degrees...however I know you'll be back "right as rain" real soon...in the meantime....what in the hell is there to watch on tv???? giggle....I gave up cable 2 years ago because it felt like I was paying to bring garbage in....giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 30, 2012

I fear you've come down with 'Jersey Devil Itis.' Some members of the old Ed Family Clan fall victim to this every so often. Of course, dear old Ma Ed named this malady after you know who in Jersey who has had it for many years.

Thankfully, I manage to fight it off with pet rescues, treks to the woods, and a constantly nagging wife!

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

Touché!!!! I believe that "point" has come and I like your sword just fine.

Your Den awaits. Dick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

Lazy is good for a while!!! *Patrick* but
don't let your talent go un..noticed too long!!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

It could be your still recovering from your
St. Patrick's Day birthday party !
Watch that control. It will be under
your ... cushion ! Cute poem.
Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

I think it's catching Patrick, heavy ass, heavy pen, that's how it feels doesn't it, but then, who gives a shit, if it feels right at this moment, bless ya!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

Such a sorry old fart,
Sitting where your ass does part,
Probably being served by your better half,
Better be careful as she might hurt you with her own sword & staff...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

Oh you scamp, leaving us in the lurch! :)
Your imagery is just perfect this evening, thank you!

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

lol Well put, Patrick. Great writing.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

Like they say, use it or lose it, Patrick. Haha Don't get too used to that chair and remote, a little walk around the block will help get that old blood to pumping ideas into your brain.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on March 29, 2012

I know how you feel. I had knee surgery 0n 2/14 and that gave me an excuse to lay or sit on my ass for three weeks. Kind of a rough excuse for laying or sitting on my ass, but it had to be done. As always, my desert dwelling friend, very clever poem.
Mark