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It’s National Donut Day!
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Hey folks I just learned that today is National donut day. There is still time to do your patriotic duty, so get out there and buy American!!!


Poem Artwork

Sticky gooey stretchy chewy

Frosting on fingers like paste

Hard to resist these little gems

That go straight to your waist

 

Gut bombs fat pills tummy anchors

Names that we all know

It doesn’t take very many at all

For the end result to show

 

So skip the veggies and celebrate

This comes but once a year

Support your local baker

Who will gladly grow your rear

 

Tell the doc to lighten up

And join you in a dunk

In coffee hot but decaf not

The ring that’s truly junk

 

Tomorrow is another day

Back to broccoli and carrots

Seize this chance to sugarize

Forget their lack of merits

 

Share an O-ring with a friend

Perhaps you’ll get a kiss

Either way the both of you

Will find culinary bliss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "It’s National Donut Day!"
Reviewed on June 4, 2012
PAT ... DON'T 'DO' DONUTS OFTEN, BUT CAN KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF SEVERAL ...

'HOLES' ... CUTE LIL CRITTERS - AIN'T THEY? CUZ TK ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 4, 2012
You sure you keep up with current events! My great uncle was a baker and always brought home lots of sugary pastry and donuts when we were there. I don't recall him ever being fat, although he died early in his 60s. His wife lived on into her 90s, eternally thin and very good-looking.

Ron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 4, 2012
Geez, I missed it! Is it too late for a rain check?

Loved this well conceived whimsical little journey, though I expected it to have some mention of cops somewhere in it.

Good Stuff. Dick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 4, 2012
Giggle...wish I had one right now! You had me fairly salavating for a donut, Patrick....but I enjoyed your poem much more than I would have enjoyed a donut...and it didn't make my butt fat! giggle

Anna

Reviewed on June 3, 2012
yum!!! I cannot be trusted alone
with a box of donuts...
However I am very trustworthy around
carrots & broccoli :)

Chocolate Custard Filled
Vickie

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on June 3, 2012
Nice poem! Very funny! But.....
Dunk a donut twice eat the sugar and celebrate for me.
If I look at the tired ring suckers
The tire grows about a yard above my knee!

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on June 3, 2012
Warm and tasty just out
of the fryer...Hooray for
our donut man's tribute
named *Patrick*....

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 2, 2012
Oh I love donut day! Here in this house every day's a donut day.
Boston Creme and chocolate glazed are the first to go.
Happy Belated Donut Day Patrick!
Christine

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 2, 2012
Cute write, Patrick.

Reviewed on June 1, 2012
elephant ears from Aldo's , summer only treat .......as a kid remember well!!! (not exactly a donut)but, I like this poem!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 1, 2012
I have Dunkey Dognuts every so often and forget going to my ass, it goes directly to my sugar...though it doesn't stop me from doing it again the next time...;-) e

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 1, 2012
Nah, no donuts for me today. Sorry if that makes me unAmerican but just don't feel like no stinkin' donut today. Cookies, maybe.
Mark

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 1, 2012
Patrick
Oh yes but an apple fritter for me.
Budd

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 1, 2012
I knew about today being do-nut day, and I have participated. Chocolate icing. You betcha.


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