My Own Diamond Jubilee (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on June 14, 2012

oh my gawsh your so funny! I love it!!
I was just recently making wise cracks (hee hee)
about the porcelain throne
lol

Git in...Git'er Done...Git Out...
Vickie :)

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on June 7, 2012

Humor done with class *Patrick* so
much fun to read!!! giggle, giggle

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 6, 2012

WELL DONE, BY THE '8-SEATER MAKER' ... TRULY A 'THRONE' OF DIS-STINK-SHUN!

IMAGINE IF FDR HAD BEEN 'ON THE THRONE' FOR 60 STRAIGHT YEARS!

MAYBE WE'D HAVE EVEN MORE 'NEW DEALS' ... THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!

TK...

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

watch those diamonds they can cut ass as well as glass ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Is it pomp & circumstance or poop & circumcision...about the same as far as I am concerned...never got that royal thing...Jurseeeeeeey

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

I had to laugh at this one!.... I live in the UK, and am not not an ardent Royalist,..that being said I have to say I have enjoyed all the festivities here over the weekend...There was a sense of unity of spirit which was good and heartening, and I think everyone was just glad to be off work and having a party!!,....I think Her Majesty would have taken your humour in good heart...:)
Diana...

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Patrick,
a very funny write, i shudder to think of the accounting on the throne.
Budd

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Your humor at its best. It's a good thing you don't wear a crown. That would put an even heavier weight on those hemorrhoids.

Ron

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

It's all about substance my dear Patrick, if you know what I mean, and I know you do, for you are an exceptionally bright fella at that. I wrote one myself, and dared not to post it, at least you had the courage, good on you, bless ya!

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Hey, the Brit's have their customs and, I'd guess they wonder why we slaughter twenty million turkeys once a year. And, really, can one even roughly estimate how many time in one's lifetime one sat on the "throne" and would this include the times one squats onto the thing and the phone rings and one has to pull one's pants up, at least to one's knees so one doesn't trip and fall on one's face, huh?
Mark

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Nope, it sure doesn't, Patrick. Well said.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

It their tradition. Doesn't bother me.

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

I've never followed all the hoopla over the royal family. It's all an accident of birth anyway. I have been reserving all my diamond accolades just for you, my friend. Dick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on June 5, 2012

Giggle....Amen, Patrick! I don't get all the hoopla either....especially when its done at our expense....jeez!

Anna